When Elmo and Kermit kissed, their friend, Whaleman said: "Ew."
"Let's go girls!" Elmo yelled out.
"OMG," Whaleman gasped. "Let's go shopping!"
"NO!" Kermit yelled. "First we need Starbucks!"
"Yass!" Said both Elmo and Whaleman.
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"Play a song on the radio, girl," Elmo told Kermit.
"OK, sis!" Kermit played a song.
Elmo sang. "Eggman... Eggman... Eggman..."
Kermit banged his head around. "DUN DUN, DUN DUN-"
"TAKE ME TO CHURCH," All three of them screamed.
Eggman appeared. "Hi, what's your names?"
"My name Jeff," Kermit answered.
"Elmo's gorl," Elmo's voice cracked.
"Why is there an egg on your head?" Whaleman asked.
"EXCUSE ME?!" Eggman replied.
"Shh," Elmo said.
"Derp," Kermit deadpanned.
"I, uh..." Eggman cleared his throat. "Eye-four-goat."
"Ok," Elmo said.
"Bye," Kermit told Eggman.
"LET'S GO EAT SOME WALLS," Whaleman screamed.
"YASS-" Elmo was interrupted by Kermit.
"QUEEN."
"What's your guy's favorite wall?" Whaleman asked.
"Blue," Kermit answered.
"Fresh painted," Elmo replied.
"Mine is mall walls."
•••
Whaleman was screaming. "OCEAN MAN, TAKE ME BY THE-"
"WAIT," Kermit shouted.
"What?" Elmo asked.
"Let's make bacon," Kermit told them.
"KK, lego," Whaleman and Elmo both said.
•••
"Ayy," Elmo said. "We here, boys."
Kermit grabbed bacon out of the fridge.
"Um, Kermit?" Whaleman asked.
"What?"
"You left the stove on," Elmo told Kermit.
"Now there's a fire," Whaleman said.
"OK."
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Fire."
"OK."
Alarms went off in the distance.
Eggman, Whaleman, Kermit, and Elmo were vibing in their front yard while they danced and sang while sirens went off as their house was on fire.
"WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE."
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Elmo x Kermit
FanfictionOk y'all get ready to have ur eyes burned. This is based off of a story my little sister told me. Children don't read unless u want ur childhood ruined. This is a shit fic. Elmo x Kermit
