Leon Wants Some Salad

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Leon and Helena were fighting a group of J'avo when Leon threw his gun to the ground and started acending.
"Leon?" Helena called after him
"Where the hell are you going?!"
"Screw all this J'avo bullcrap! I just want some damn salad!" After Leon said that, he ascended further while dancing to YMCA. Helena looked on in shock as Simmons started glitching into the floor, while all of this was happening Piers and Chris watched. Suddenly, Chris had a heart attack, and Piers started doing the torture dance from that one Jojo anime he recently watched. After all of this happened all the J'avo died and the world was saved.

The End

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