Asean hetalia incorrect quotes pt.2

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News: A woman tried to raid a durian shop...

Singapore: That person is such an idiot.

News: *shows picture of Malaysia* This is the woman the raided the durian shop.

Singapore: Hahah-      Wait!

Singapore: That's my idiot!

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Cambodia: I'm a confident pilot!

Laos: You crashed us into a mountain!

Cambodia: Confidently.

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Singapore: What do bees make?

Malaysia: Honey?

Singapore: Yes?

Malaysia:*blushes*

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Phillipines: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Indonesia: Why?

Phillipines: To get to the idiot's house.

Phillpines: Knock x2

Indonesia: Who there?

Phillipines: The chicken.

Indonesia: I won't hit with my sandal on 1 condition.

Phillipines: Hm.

Indonesia: Go tell dis joke to Singa.

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Singapore: Explain this! Give a reason.

Cambodia: We have 3 excuses.

Myanmmar: Chose your favourite.

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Myanmmar: If I punch myself, and it hurts,am I weak or strong?

Thailand: Strong!

Cambodia: Weak.

Vietnam: An idiot.

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Timor: This is my ex-friend.

PNG: I told you to stop calling me that, I'm her best friend.

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Vietnam: I don't like Thailand.

Vietnam: It's just, when he is not here, it ruins my day.

Laos: *bruh*

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This is all!
Sorry for not updating!
Luv u all!!!❤❤❤❤❤
  
                -Baibua

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