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Okay storytime:

I had a cup of lemonade and I looked away for a few seconds. Bad idea. I have no clue what happened in those seconds, but when I took a sip of my drink it was not lemonade.
Now, my parents happened to have recently purchased a yellow tequila. See where I'm going here? Yea so I drank the first sip to fast to notice anything.
The second sip however, I drank much slower and it burns. So here I am crying from the fire in my throat while simultaneously screaming, "That is not lemonade"

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Ps: I'll tell you guys if I throw up.

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