One shots - Jikook -

Booty Shorts

!!!   I did not write this !!!

Summary:

Everyone and their mommas know Jungkook and Jimin are so in love with each other. well excpet for Jungkook.
In an attempt to help his bro get his hoe, Taehyung brings Jimin some booty short in order to seduce Jungkook into finally confessing and hopefully fuck the shit out of him, and it worked, kinda.

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Park Jimin has a little bit of a situation. You see, he has been disgustingly (Taehyung's words) in love with his fellow group member that goes by the name of Jeon Jungkook, basically ever since he laid eyes on him for the first time, and he was pretty sure that the younger returned his feelings to some extant. The problem was, he just wouldn't make a move and he was completely oblivious to Jimin's flirting. I know what you might be thinking, why doesn't Jimin make a move? Well Park Jimin was a bit of a little shit who refused to make a move until the younger does, mainly because he was a little bit insecure about the whole 'he knew..' Thing. And that is how he found himself laying on Seokjin's bed, because all of their meetings about Jimin's love life happen in Yoongi's room, mainly because Taehyung doesn't miss a chance of being next to to his tiny pale grumpy boyfriend. Jimin was laying with his head on Taehyung's lap while the later played with his hair, pouting and whining about the drama that is his love life.

"I mean is he dumb? Why wouldn't he do anything?"

"Why wouldn't you?" Taehyung asked matter-of-factly.

"Shut up. I don't appreciate you attacking me with logic."

"Okay well why don't you seduce him? Unleash your inner hoe, and maybe his dick wouldn't take it anymore"

"Tae, I literally sit on his lap every chance I get, I fucking sucked his thumb while he was trying to wipe remnants of food from my face and he just gave me that stupid fucking adorable smile like bros do shit like that all the time and that wasn't me basically asking him to let me suck his dick. My hoe has been unleashed a long time ago."

"He's right, Jimin's is one lap dance away from completely out hoeing himself" Yoongi commented from his bed on the other side of the room, he couldn't help not participating in the conversation.

"Thanks Hyung.."

"Okay you're right this is impossible." Tae sighed.

"See I told you"

Jimin kept pouting, frustrated with the whole situation and clueless because he literally tried every flirting and seducing move, all ending up in an epic fail.

"Don't worry Jimin-ah, we'll come up with another plan" Taehyung said in determination, because helping his bro get his hoe was a serious matter and he was not going to watch his best friend mop because his crush was an oblivious dumbass. Jimin Just nodded while sighing, not sure what he could possibly do anymore.

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"He's so hot it's annoying. I hate him so much."

"You two are so fun to watch" Hoseok chuckled after chugging down half of his water bottle. Jimin and Hoseok were sitting down in the dance studio taking a break while watching their youngest still dancing. They were working on a special stage as the dance line, so only the three of them were there while the rest of the members were doing god knows what. It's been a week since Jimin's conversation with Taehyung and nothing has changed. Taehyung apparently hasn't found the amazing plan yet and Jungkook still smiled with rosy cheeks at every advance and hint Jimin gives.