unknown calling...
🔇 Mute 🔊 Speaker
📞 Answer ☎️Ignore
"Hello? Listen, Tae, you're a fucking idiot! How could you take a mega shit in the bathroom and not fucking-"
"Bitch? I'm not Tae?"
"O-oh, my-"
"Lmao, nerd!"
"Listen here, sis."
"Bold if you to assume my gender. It's 2020, bitch. Come on."
"I didn't FUCKING assume your gender, girlie. I can hear your voice, you dumb bitch-"
"Listen here, you giraffe dick_"
"WoW! BoLd oF yOu tO aSsUmE mY gEnDeR!"
"Listen here, you disturbed my Live. I JUST wanted to see Kim Namjoon snort glue but these lives are dry"
"W-what?"
"Yeah! I bet they all have humor like this but BigShit refuses to let them cuss on camera! Like, was Agust D a joke to you?"
"They do actually."
"Bitch, how do you know?"
"I-I'm from Dispatch."
"WHAT? EW! BE GONE, THOT!"
"Save my number, whore."
"Yeah, yeah. You right. Anywho, bye, slut."
"Fuck you, I'm a virgin."
"Yeah! And Kim Namjoon has a small dick. Lies."
"Whatever, bitch!"
"Bye, whooore!"
Call ended.
author like, in july: um- i found this in my drafts from monthssss ago??
YOU ARE READING
♡Unknown Calling♡
Fanfictionum this is a crack short story okay bitch so whateva idfc just read it cuz u have nothing better to do whore ♡In which Kim Namjoon and (fuck you it's Y/N) fall in love with the help of memes♡
