Warning - This fic is going to be kinda crackish, so watch out for that.
Just so that you know who's who
Name - Cassandra Melody Crosshatch
Gender - Fem
Description - Blonde knee length hair w/ blue streaks, Pale tan skin, Bright electric blue eyes,
Nicknames - Cass,
User - warriorcatzDOVEWING
Name - Kali Jade Iverson
Gender - Fem
Description - Fluffy dirty blonde chin length hair w/ pink bangs, Pale skin, Muted green eyes
Nicknames - Kal,
User - HappyUnicornCat
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Kali stared at the train for a few seconds before whispering, "Why is it so red?" Cassandra shrugged, pushing some of her blonde hair behind her ear.
"How should I know? Blame Malfoy. "
Kali turned to Cassandra with a glare. "You've barely even glanced at a Malfoy before, so why the fuck are you blaming one of them?"
Cassandra shrugged again. "Why not? Anyways, we should probably get on the train before it leaves. " She then started to push her trolley towards said train.
Kali scrambled after her, shouting "Wait for me!" As she did so. And in response Cassandra started to run, cackling as she did so. On the way to the train Kali had to push her pink bangs out of her face a few times, but she managed to follow Cassandra without bumping into anyone. Once they reached the train she smacked Cassandra.
"You're the worst. "
"I know." Cassandra chirped. "Now help me with my trunk."
Kali huffed, "Only if you help me with mine."
"Deal."
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Once Kali and Cassandra settled into their compartment Cass pulled out her wand (10 inches oak and basilisk fang) and muttered a complicated spell her mother had taught her, allowing music to flow from her wand. Kali laughed, "What?" Asked Cass.
"I wonder what people will think when your name is called out for your sorting. Kali put on what Cass calls her 'high and mighty' voice. "Crosshatch Cassandra Melody. "
They both broke into a fit of giggles, making the people that pass by the compartment to look at them weirdly. Kali saw someone -probably Percy Weasley- giving them a look, making her laugh harder and almost fall off the bench. Which in turn made Cassandra laugh harder. Kali gasped out a "Can't breath!" in between laughter. It took a few minutes for them to calm down, but they somehow managed to.
"So, why did you almost fall?"
"Some Weasley gave us a weird look, and it was hilarious. " Cassandra raised an eyebrow.
"Really? "
Kali nodded, "Mhmm, it looked kinda like this." She then tried to copy the face, and failed spectacularly. Making Cassandra snicker.
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Word Count : 361
This fic exists because me and made a plan for how we would sneak into the Slytherin common room and like become Honorary Slytherins. The chapters in this fic are going to be short (or at least shorter than my other fics) so chapters should hopefully come out faster.
Anyways, bye my gremlins
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Honorary Slytherins
FanfictionA fic about two idiots that try (and might actually succeed) to become honorary Slytherins. *I don't own Harry Potter*
