BNHA one shots and meme drop

Ah shit, here we go again. [Kiribaku]

HI! SO! I would do something in third person again but I'm shit at it so first person HERE WE GO!! (unless someone asks me to do something in second person then I wouldn't mind but I'm just  shit at third sooooooo.......) I'm also writing this on a laptop so my life is a little easier. WARNING!! ONE THIS IS REEEEAAALLLYYY LONG SOOOOOO.......YA BE OREPARED TO IT AROUND STARING AT A SCREEN FOR LIKE, AN HOUR. ALSO THIS CAN AND WILL HIT THE FEELS. TRUT ME IT HIT MINE WHILE WRITING IT. plz ignore typos. thx.

Kirshima's POV:

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BE-

Ugh. Mornings. I hate 'em. Wait, isn't today saturday? It is....WHY DO I HAVE MY ALARM SET THEN?!?!?!?! I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP!!!

*KNOCK*

"WHO IS IT!?!?!?!"
"Mina....DUDE IT'S FRIDAY YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR CLASS!!!!"
"Pinky, shut the fuck up. We all know it's saturday, besides he could just look at his phone if he wanted to see what day it is. Dumbass."
I decided to open the door to see Mina and Bakuhoe standing there. I asked, "If it IS saturday then why are you both up so early?"
"The pink shit wanted to wake you up I guess and when I heard y'all screaming I woke up to and came over to stop her evil plans." "Awwww! Bakubae you care about me!" I saw his face flush as I said that and I knew I had him flustered. But it all payed off when he started stuttering. "Sh-shut up shitty hair. I-i don't d-dumbass." "You sure, Bakuhoe? You seem petty flustered right about no-" "SHUT IT PINKY!!" Jejejeje... *agressively laughs in spanish* "Hehe...lol"

(YES KIRI SAID LOL BITE ME)

And as if on cue, Kaminari shows up with his boyfriend and Sero. And we all start laughing, even Bakagou laughs a little. But then he started coughing. But it's le allergy season so no one said anything about it.

*TIME SKIP CAUSE IDFK*

We were all sitting on the couch in the common room watching a movie. I was laying on Bakugou, Sero was sitting with his boyfren, Aoyama (don't ask I need a ship for him and I think iz coot), Mina was laying on Tooru, Kaminari was on Shinsou's lap, Momo and Jirou were cuddling, so were Todobroski and Deku, Tsu and Uraraka were sitting next to each other somewhat awkwardly (we all know that they like each other but they haven't said anything yet), Shouji and Tokoyami were also sitting next to each ther awkardly, the same situation with the Tsuraka thing going on between them, Iida had brought his girlfren Mei, and Kouda and Satou are the only one's without any romantic intrest in anyone. NOT SAYING ME AND BOKUGOU ARE DATING OR ANYTHING!!! Not yet at least.....I really like him, but I guess I'm good at hiding my feelings 'cause he hasn't said anything about it like he normally would when it comes to someone liking someone else. He's good at this kind of thing. I'm probably the most dense one here being that I can never tell when someone like me. Once, back in middle skool, some girl I'd known somewhat well, I wouldn't say friends but more like...an aquaintence...someone I talked to sometimes, said she really liked me. I had no clue a all actually. I had to turn her down and told her I was the big gay. She never talked to me again after that.....OkAy ThEn!! ENOUGH DEPRESSING THOUGHTS BACK TO MY BIG ASS GAY CRUSH ON KATSUKI!! He's really cute and [insert things to say about a crush on a guy cause I'm the big gay too and only like the females]......

*RANDO POV SWITCH TO BAKAHOE!!!* [brought to you by his REALLY big gay crush on Kiriboo]

Damned...shitty hair. Why's he gatta be so fucking cute. DAMN IT!! I'm practically in love with this red sharky boi but he obviously like that iron man guy. I'm really good at figuring out peoples feeling towards other's so I should know....I mean, I helped get mind control and pika-pika over there as well as the rest of the fucking couples in the class and most of 1-B. Although I'm not gonna let go of my Eiji nd let someone else take him. And it was just then when I realised that one, Kiri was sleeping on me and two, I have my arm wrapped around him and was paying with his hair subconsiously. Then my throught started to itch. 'not again' And I had to get up and run off. From the corner of my eye I saw a confused Kiri and a confused rest of the class plus inventor bitch and mind control. I just ran up to my room and coughed up all the red flower petals that had crawled up my throat. I tasted blood this time. This time was way worse than this morning. I grabbed my phone and texted Kiri and told him to tell everyone that I was sick so I went back to my room. I then went to my computer and looked up what was happening to me. The google said I had 'hanahaki desease- a desease that occcurs when one feels romantic feelings towards another person but that love is either unrequited or is beleive to be. The only known cures are 1, the person who the feelings are directed towards confesses feelings back to the person with the desease, or 2, a surgery which will remove the flowers but the feelings along with them. The desease can be cured in these ways but if not within a maximum of 2 months the carrier of the desease could die, after suffocating on the flowers growing in their lungs.' FUCKING HELL KIRI WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!!! *cough* SHIIITTTTT!!! I can't even thing about him without this happening. This is already fucking annoying.....