I'm back mother fuckers
Aight let's goYou feel something you wake up but don't move you hear a girl named ruby but you don't know that
Ruby: aww robot love
You then look to your right and see Tex lying there you immediately start to move /crawl to her body and lay over it to protect her from anything
Ruby: it moved
Blake: its protecting the other one
Yang: but why
Weiss: they might be malfunctioning atlas bots
Blake: all the way out here
Tex then wakes up and sees you over here
Tex: what's up my cocksucker
Y/n: what's up nice ass
Tex: that's a new one
Ruby: oh my oum they talk
You start to get up and grab you pistol and aim it at them
Team rwby have their weapons out
Tex : that's a lot of girls
Y/n: only 4
Tex: what am I then
Y/n:you know what you are not in a mean way
Weiss: are you malfunctioning atlas's bots
Tex: the fuck are those are they vibrators
Y/n:actually I think they are
Team rwby get red as tomatoes
Y/n: well time to go wait where's caboose
Ruby: you
know caboose
Y/n:big blue dude with my type of armor but different helmet
Ruby: yeah how do you know him
Y/n:yeah he's my brother
Yang:oh the brother to Ruby's boyfriend
Tex:wait your dating one of the brothers welcome to the club hold them dear they are very retarded sometimes but great in bed
Y/n: hey I'm not retarded
Tex: yeah you are cock sucker
Y/n:shut up nice ass bitch failing at everything you do Jesus Christ is my mother because I can't feel my dick i think I went overboard
Tex:1
Tex:2
Y/n:run bitch ruuunnnn
Tex:3
Tex: omae wa mou shindeiru
Y/n:Nani
Tex:then grabs your baby shotgun
Then hits you in the balls with it full strengthY/n:why me cone you should have protected me
Cone:naw
Y/n:bitch
Ruby: we need you to come with us to beacon
Tex: ok lets go
She picks you up over her shoulder and you guys start to moveyou meet ozpin there
y/n:why did you want us
ozpin: you entered our atmosphere
y/n:you got me there
ozpin: i would like to invite you to our school
y/n:you know only if caboose is here
tex: what about me
y/n:that too
weiss : ungentlemen like
y/n: boring and didnt ask
weiss looks away triggered
timeskip yeahh to when you meet the boys at 3 am
tucker: this game sucks
y/n:you know i like this game
they all turn
caboose: your alive
caboose then hugs you to death and group hugs of everyone then the ais appear
all of them: hey you missed us
cliff hang
YOU ARE READING
male reader x tex
FanfictionDisclamer:I DONT OWN RED VS BLUE this is basically the remastered version of my other one