Trouble 💍Reddie

Chapter 33: Two of them?

Richie POV

Eddie jumped out of my arms and stood behind me, wrapping his arms around my waist. The Losers stood around us on both sides, protecting us, while Bill stepped forward. We all followed Bill's lead, taking a step forward. Eddie now stood next to me, gripping my hand tightly.

"You're a coward!" I yelled at Pennywise.

"I have just one more trick up my sleeve." Pennywise says with a smile. "And we'll see how you respond to this." Just then, he grabbed Eddie by neck, and jumps into the pit.

"Eddie!" I screamed. At the same time, we see two small hands reach up and grab the edge of the pit, and then we see two more small hands reach up and grab the side of the pit. Then, two Eddies pull themselves back up onto the ground.

"Who woulda seen th-that coming?" Bill asked.

"I didn't." Stan says with a straight face, shrugging. Then, Eddie on the right, looks at the other one and says

"Oh my God, okay. I-I think I see what he's trying to do here. Listen, you have to understand I'm the real Eddie! You have to believe me. I can tell you anything you want to know about, germs, anything you wanna know about diseases, about Richie! You have to believe me!" I blushed, looking at the Eddie on the right. Then, the Eddie on the left starts balling, black goo coming out of his mouth. I almost couldn't stop myself from laughing.

"No, you muzt believez me!" Eddie on the left says with a terrible German accent. All of the Losers started laughing. Eddie on the right stared at him with a look that said are you kidding me, Pennywise? This is the best that you could come up with? I laughed even harder, falling onto the floor.

"I'm ze real Eddie Kazpraack!" I laughed even harder and walked behind the two Eddies, putting my hands on their shoulders.

"Oh, how can we tell them apart?" I laughed, my face red from laughing.

"I can tellz you about yer dirty little zecret!" The Eddie on the left said. I laughed even harder.

"But which ones the real Eddie Spaghetti?" I asked, still crying of laughter. Then Ben stepped forward.

"Is it possible that Pennywise has cursed the other Eddie, making him spit black goo and make him sound like a really racist German with a terrible accent?" Ben said, trying not to laugh.

"Zats exzacy what he did!" Eddie on the left said, putting his arm around the other Eddie and smiling. "Zat iz a bad boy!" Eddie on the right looked at me, his face dead serious and mouthed "help me". I laughed even harder. I walked over and kicked the Eddie on the left into the pit. Stan and Bill holding each other, crying of laughter.

"Oh no! You've zolved my fïnal riddle...!" Pennywise screamed as he fell into the well, still doing the damn friggin accent. We all started screaming of laughter again.

"Jeez, how deep is that pit?" Bill laughed.

"I love how he's still doing the voice too!" Stanley yelled. Eddie was laughing his ass off too now. Pennywise was now mumbling random words as he fell through the tunnel. Stanley looked at the tunnel with tears flowing down his red cheeks.

"I'm zo proud of zem!" Pennywise said, almost like a parent watching their kids go off to college.

"Burn in hell!" Stanley said as we continued to laugh.

"I'm going to die now..." Pennywise said dramatically. Eddie was wheezing of laughter now. Weirdly enough, the song Arms of an Angel started playing which added even more of a dramatic effect. This made us laugh harder. I was balling of laughter now, steamy tears falling off my face like waterfalls.

"I'm gonna drop the bat on him!" I yelled, chucking the bat into the pit. Stanley laughed even harder. Ben was holding onto the edge of the tunnel to keep himself from falling over, and Bill was doing the same. Now Stanley and Mike were gripping onto each other while they laughed, me and Eddie doing the same, while Bev was crying of laughter on the ground, rolling. Then, everything went quiet, except for us laughing our asses off as we walked outside of Neibolt. We were all fairly dirty, but it didn't even seem to bother Eddie.

"Oh my God! That was the best! We should come here more often!" I joked as we all hopped onto our bikes. Eddie got on the back of mine, still wheezing. "Where's your inhaler?"

"Belch took it." He said, laughing. I rolled my eyes and handed him the only spare I had left in my pocket. He took it gratefully and used it, still crying of laughter. We laughed all the way home, and even then, we didn't stop laughing.

"Oh my God, Ed's! You shoulda seen your face! It was the funniest shit!" I yelled.

"I did." Eddie replied, laughing. Once we got inside the house, the other Losers biked home. Mom was in the kitchen again.

"What on Earth is so funny?" She asked, staring at us. This made us laugh even harder.

"There was this-" I wheezed. "And then he-" I couldn't even finish my sentence because I was laughing so hard. Eddie was wheezing again, but his inhaler didn't do much for his continuous laughter. Mom rolled her eyes and walked back to the kitchen. We walked upstairs to my room and sat on the floor, still crying of laughter. We were never going to forget this.

"The stupid fucking voice!" I shrieked.

"It was almost as bad as your voices!" Eddie laughed.

"I'm ze real Eddie Kazpraak!" I imitated. I laughed even harder. Eddie was rolling on the floor, still crying of laughter. Once we finally calmed down, which was a few hours later, we snuggled up on the bed, turning on the TV. Every once in a while, we would just look at each other and start laughing. This continued everyday for the rest of the month.