Matt
Hey there you washed up actor. I at least have a decent show while yours just pleases little kids and seniors. You think you can please the ladies but let's be honest dude....that is just because you are from Puerto Rico! And guess what? You were the one who caused Celeste's death because YOU were the one who called off the engagement!!
Audience: Aw no!
Juan
Let's get one thing straight. For one... How many times must I tell you...I grew up in Pasadena. And second....you didn't have to tell me that you and Celeste went out. I just wanted to have my moment. And you come along and ruin it. I at least have my dignity unlike you scar face!!! So go back to the club you womanizer!!
Matt
.....that's kinda harsh dude but why don't you just admit it. That you actually have a huge crush on me!!
Matt and Juan shippers: AHHHHHHHH!!!
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Roasting Rap Battles
RandomWhat happens when Ace Attorney Characters start to roast rap battle? Find out in this fic.
