Dragon vs. Mochi
Dragon
Listen you are a sugar addict and you always cry.
You tend to be moody and its a mystery as to why
so just sit down relax and have some salads sugar hogMochi
You go rampant on full moons and try to bite me.
You were very rude before and you just had to flirt with me.
So I suggest you sharpen those claws because I bet my whip is sharper.Starlight and Juan vs. Matt
Matt
Listen I don't to be rude but you both drink like no tomorrow.
You practically robbed a blood bank is this what I'm hearing I thought you two were better than thisStar and Juan
Hey at least we had each others backs while you were in prison.
You then were transferred to an insane asylum.
You go into hiding only to be found at a fight club.
You always have remarks even though we tell you to stop.
So clean up your act and maybe you'll earn our respect.Phoenix vs. White
White
I'm way more fantabulous than you and I'm richer.
I sparkle while you rust away.
I am full of surprises Mr. WrongPhoenix
YOU KILLED MIA!
~calls cops~
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Roasting Rap Battles
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