you were sitting there all alone, on a throne, in a clown house that you didn't even own, bring me some pheasant, keep it on the bone, fill my goblet up to the brim, sippin on mead and i spill it on my dress with the gold lace trim, not very prim and proper, can't make me stop, i wanna go hunting any takers, i'm not fake coz i've got acres and acres, paid for with my own riches, where my hounds at, release the bitches, woof, every day, head back for a round of croquet, coz i'm a playa, and tomorrow i'll hit replay, you, you said that i tricked ya, coz i, i didn't look like my profile picture, too, too bad i don't agree, so i'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see and you cant stop me coz i'm the queen of the castle, get down you dirty rascal get down get down get down you dirty rascal get down get down coz i'm the queen of the castle when i get bored, i go to court, pull up outside in my carriage don't got no marriage so i have a little flirt with the footman as he takes my fur, as you were, makin my way to the dance floor, some boys making advance i ignore them, coz my jam comes on the lute, looking cute, das ist gut, all eyes on me, no criticism, i look more rad than lutheranism, dance so hard that i'm causin a sensation, okay ladies let's get in reformation, you, you said that i tricked ya, coz i, i didn't look like my profile picture, too, too bad i don't agree, so i'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see and you cant stop me coz i'm the queen of the castle, get down you dirty rascal get down get down get down you dirty rascal get down get down coz i'm the queen of the castle, now i ain't sayin i'm a gold digger but check my prenup and go figure got gold chains symbolic of my faith to the higher power in the fast lane my horses can trot up to twelve miles an hour, let me explain, i'm a wienerschnitzel not an english flower, no one tells me i need a rich man, doin my thing in my palace in richmond—
i might have gotten a little carried away there i apologise onto the story.
as you were sittin there all alone, on a throne, in a clown house that you didn't even own, bring me some ph-
FUCK
anna came up to you and said, "yo biiiitch, are you gey?"
"yeh i'm gey. is that a problem, anna?"
"why would that be a problem?"
"i don't know. was worried you'd kick me out or something."
"no, no, queen 😍, i was just asking. there was evidence you might be gey."
"proof?"
~FLASHBACK BITCH~
you and anne (not anna ANNE, anne fucking boleyn) were joking around and anne was asking you a few questions.
"question one, have you ever dated someone?"
"yeah, she—"
"she?"
"yeah man, i'm gey!"
"you're what?"
"i'm GEY!!!!"
"i can feel that man"
~FLASHBACK OVER~
anna stared at you, her arms crossed.
"you heard that?! goddamn it."
you got down from where you were sittin there all alone, on a throne, in a clown house that you didn't even own, bring me some pheasant keep it on the bone, fill my g—
FU
