Pregnant?

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*1 month after having sex*

Tweak: *feels nausea and runs to bathroom*

Barnacles: What's wrong babe?

Tweak: *projectile vomits in toilet*

Barnacles: Ooooo no

Tweak: *vomits more* Ugh *cough*

Tweak: Babe I think you're pregnant

Tweak: Nice job einstein let's go see peso and find out

*in sick bay*

*Tweak and Barnacles walk in sick bay*

Peso: What's wrong?

Barnacles: I think my wife is pregnant *rubs her back*

Peso: Well let's find out will you pee on this stick for me please?

Tweak: Sure *pees on stick* here ya go

Peso: Thanks *see's results and smiles* Congratulations you're going to be parents

Barnacles: *hugs his wife* Were gonna be parents *laughs and spins her around*

Tweak: I'm so happy I'm gonna be a mother and your gonna be a father

Barnacles: I know I can't wait

Tweak: *covers mouth and runs to bathroom*

Barnacles: oof This is gonna be a long journey

Tweak: *continues to vomit*

Barnacles: *rubbing her back* It's okay babe

Tweak: I can't wait till second trimester

Barnacles: Neither can I

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