So we have a form tutor (every day except for Thursdays) and her name is Mrs. Mayo (or people in form calls her Mrs. Mayonnaise, including me).
Here's an example in Form:
Jamie: Hello, Miss Mayonnaise!
Mrs. Mayo: Uh Jamie, it is Mrs. Mayo! And I am married!
Jamie: Oh I didn't know, I have been saying Miss. Mayonnaise all this time! *snickers and walks to me and Sarah* Vanita, Sarah, my best friends!
Mrs. Mayo: Jamie sit down and shut the f*ck up!
Jamie: Bish, what did you just say to me?!
Ollie: Oof!
Mrs. Mayo: Shut up!
Vanita: Why don't you, with that big mouth of yours?
Sid: Yeah why don't you just shut up for once in your life?!
Jamie: Innit!
Mrs. Mayo: *ignores us* So today we will be read-
All: Shut up!
Jamie: Hey Mrs Mayo did you look into the mirror, it probably cracked.
Leo: Shut the f*ck up! *looks at Jamie*
Jamie: Why don't you, big mouth?!
Everyone: *watching dramaticly*
Trey: Oh my god, Jamie go to hell! *kisses his teeth*
Jamie: I an already in hell with you!
Janaie: Don't say that! You're actually being out of order! *hair flip*
Bethanie: *laughs*
Trey: You are f*cking rat Jamie!
Jamie: Well you look like Elvis Presley but got run over by a car!
Vanita: *mumbles* Jamie, she saying you're being out of order, them as a group are being out of order.
Jamie: Innit!
Stanley: You're actually so rude Jamie!
Jamie: You aren't one to talk!
Kai: Just shut up!
Robbie: How about you?
Kai: Stop getting involved!
Charlie: Guys, stop fighting!!
All: *stays silent*
Leo: Finally she actually being quiet, it's a miracle.
Jamie: *mocks him in a high pitched voice*
