"Dude, I ain't ya fuckin' son!"
Angel was quite mad at Sir Pentious now.
Angel knew how annoying the snake could get, but this took it to another level. The constant pushing of Pentious made the spider angry.
"But son, you're going to catch a cold" Pentious claimed, his s's drawn out at son.
The two had been out in freezing weather now, just out the hotel. Winters were always harsh down in Hell. The ex-pornstar said he had wanted to take a smoke outside, of course in a cropped sweater and booty shorts. No one could really blame the snake's fatherly worry.
"No, stop callin' me that. It was a joke, Pent. You ain't my dad, and I ain't ya son" Angel yelled over the wind. Snow fell onto the two as they argued. The winds were loud and powerful.
Sir Pentious was now squeezing the sweat pants and ugly sweater in his hands, his feelings hurt. "I-I," The snake stuttered "I just don't want you to get sick"
Pentious ran back into the hotel, the sweater and sweat pants falling to the ground. Angel had to admit, he was feeling really cold now, but his pride got the better of him. He threw on the discarded clothes, instantly feeling warmer. The spider realized what he had done.
"Guess I gotta go get this bitch" Angel thought as he ran after the failed invention maker.
AN: Sorry if this seems rushed or anything, I just wasn't feeling this plot. Hope y'all enjoyed
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