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My first story please tell me if u like it

Hi my name is Cara Rose Lally. I am a blond, I have green eyes, and I am a usual teenager. The thing I love the most is messing with people. It just makes life more fun, I don't make them so pissed I get in fights. But you know what I mean.

"Cara come eat breakfast before your father eats it all" yes my mother said my father would eat it. Which he was, I don't thing eating was the right word more like devouring. so was my three brothers, Jonathan was 10, Joseph and Jack were 7. As you can tell by my three brothers, and father eating like pigs. And my mother dancing to 'bleed it out' by linkin park, with a beer in her hand. You can tell we are a crazy family. Don't get me wrong my mother isn't an alcoholic, no she just likes bee. She has one once a day, is like a dose for happiness.

My parents are usually laid back; Because Lallys are naturally born knowing right from wrong. Maybe not when we are younger but we are pretty well independent.

"Care bear hurry on to school you don't want to be late" said my dad

"Fine, love you guys. Oh boys don't forget the last time you went in my room" I said with an evil glint in my eye

Last time I had a booby trap it was awesome. They were blue for a week. Well so was my carpet but I like blue I looks cool.

**********school**********

So I get into first period. I was late so no stop at the locker sad face. But my face brightens up a little when I saw a hunky piece of meat. I mean he had a lot of bulging muscles, and his hair was a crew cut it was cute. His eyes oh my lordy, his eyes were likeBahamasblue water. I could look at them for hours, mmmm he looks tasty.

but I look away sadly to go to my seat so our teacher speaks "hey kids we got a new student in our class so give him a warm welcome his name is Ryan he will be staying in our town till he goes back where he came from" all the guys were listening to iPods and sleeping. I guess I'll join, I start to do so until I hear "Ryan, you can sit next to Cara. Cara, raise your hand" this is where I like to mess with people

"Why? Did you ask a question?"

"No were you paying attention"

"Nope" popping the p and having the biggest grin on my face

"Ryan, you saw who she is just go sit next to her"

Ryan complies and while doing so he had the biggest smirk on his face as well I wonder why. Well you probly can't tell but, I like to speak my mind. So I say "why the fucktard are you smirking like you just saw a monkey doing the duggy"

I get a chuckle out of him before he says "Well I was wondering why you weren't paying attention. So I came up with a couple scenarios"

"Such as" I push on

"You were staring at my good looks and you forgot how to think" aww so close

"Sorry no I was in deep thought of how was space, animals, earth, and minerals came to be" I only said that because the teacher was staring at us.

Couple minuets later bell rings, thank god!. I'm a little weird like my family, hey! It runs in the blood. I say this because; when Ryan is done packing his bag I grab his hand, and drag him to my locker to meet my friends.

I had three friends there was Jen she was just like me style, hair color, and personality. We get asked every day "are you twins" its awesome. And then there was Jack, no not my brother. Jack is a huge Beatles fan. Every day tux or vest, with a fancy tie he's in style. his motto is "I'm not weird I was just born in the wrong time period". last is Jordon he is the most awesome black dude you ever meet, because he is with us. Nothing odd about him actually he's pretty normal, the only thing odd is his taste is friends. Also which is now odd is he's wearing a tux he looks pretty cute.

So I introduce Ryan to my friends. "ok Ryan, this is Jen the chick, Jack the dude, and Jordon the monkey"(A/N no offence to blacks) of Corse Jordon yells "hey I may be your slave time to time but chill with the nick names" we all laugh this is how we treat each other like we are enemies but we all love each other

"so this is why you tried to dislocate my shoulder, to meet your friends. Why?" said Ryan with a confused face probly because of Jordon

So jen speaks up "Ryan, sorry dude but you have no choice Cara has made you her friend, she likes you as a friend or 'cause you're new"

"is cool I don't mind being your friends and both you dudes look snappy. Why?" said Ryan

"Dude, style" as always Jack answers in two words

"oh that reminds me monkey speak" I said to Jordon pointing to his suit

"cant a black man dress in a suit without being questioned" I stare at him he complies "I have a date at lunch" he gives a side smirk feeling uncomfortable, He should.

"What's his name?"

"HER name is Sara she is really cute. To change subject, dude where you from" hmm I been wondering that

"I'm fromCanada" said Ryan

We all scream "ALIEN" haha gotta love us

We all laugh for quite a while including Ryan for some odd reason I had a feeling this was the first time he was happy to be some where

So the next thing I ask "what class do you have next" he looks at his schedule he said "Mr. Robinson" we all scream YES! Because Mr. Robinson was the most awesome teacher in the world we call him J-Rob. J-Rob was the only teacher who was like a teen himself its like he understood us

OH MY GOD!!!

I got the most epic idea in the world this will be epic and as soon ass my friends saw my face they knew something was up so since jack wasn't In the class we told him to go show Ryan where the class was

"Ok guy most epic idea"

Jordon says with the most evil glint in his eyes go on my sweet little carebear

We discussed our idea and headed to class be for we were late when we got there I think J-Rob knew because he had the same idea face and staring at me haha gotta love j-rob

Ok so Ryan walks to the front of class and j-rob says

"Ok guys we got our selves a new student his name is Ryan he will be attending until he ummm...." Then he looks at Ryan and Ryan shakes his head no ok something is odd with this guy accept that he had a crew cut and wearing a tight grey shirt to show off his muscles and cameo pants and combat boots it weird but I don't judge because my older brother I forgot to mention well he moved out to be with his horrible girlfriend so he doesn't count as family well any way my brother Sean wears the same thing so I'm used to guys dressing like they want to be in the army well J-Rob continues "Ryan will be attending our school until he goes umm back where he umm came from"

Next I scream "say hi to your mom's vigina for me"

Ryan just smirks and says "to far I'm fromCanada"

So me and my friends scream "ALIEN SOME ONE CALL MIB"

Then Jordon comes running in and yells "ALL ALIENS PUT YOUR TENTACALS UP WHERE I CAN SEE THEM" so I put my 'tentacles' up and Jordon attacks me we have a fight.

Then J-Rob comes over yelling "wait something isn't right here" so we both look super confused until J-Rob says "how da hell did you get a black kid in a suit" then I say "well easy you put I nice shirt on then-"

Jordon cut me off by saying "I'm gonna get you Carebear" then he jumps on me every one was yelling 'fight' including J-Rob then the principal walks in yelling "Cara Rose Lally what the hell do you think your doing wait till I tell mom" might have forgot to mention my brother Sean ya he's the principal