So... Pokemon has come out and announced an expansion pack... That's a first... However, there be some lit shit in these packs, along with some wack shit.
First off, a literal Kung Fu Panda Legendary Pokemon?! Nani?! And one of its forms is a JoJo reference?!?! Ok what the fuck?! This is lit! Oh, and I can sense the flood of new Rule 34 incoming. Oh boi, it's gon be gud. Oh, and they decided to save OVER HALF THE FUCKING DEX FOR PAID DLC?!?! What is this, EA Jr.?! But hey, at least we be getting Garchomp back. Meanwhile, in the second Expansion, named Crown Tundra, we be going EXPLORING. Oh, and what is it with animu games and expansion packs that are set in the snow?! First SAO Fatal Bullet and now freaking POKEMON?! Ok. Oh, and also, we get to explore the Max Raid dens in said tundra. And if the dens weren't enough exploration, we have FUCKING REGI TEMPLES!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME, MOTHERFUCKING R E G I TEMPLES!!!! AND THE REGIS BE THERE TOO, although they're new forms OR THEY COULD BE ENTIRELY NEW FUCKING REEEGGIIIISSSS!!!! MY BODY IS FUCKING rEgI!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and just when my body seemed to be at MAXIMUM REGI LEVELS, they decided to make me lose No Nut November early by ANNOUNCING THAT THE REST OF THE LEGENDARIES OF THE PAST GENS WILL BE IN THE FUCKING GAME AND ARE GONNA BE CATCHABLE?! OH GREAT LORD ABOVE, IF MY PARENTS WOULD LET ME HAVE A FUCKING SWITCH, I WOULD BE LIKE "SHADDUP AND TAKE MY MONEY"!!!!! Oh, and the birds have variants now. You know which birds I am talking about. And one last thing, I am still pissed at Gamefreak for Dexit and for forcing us to PAY to get all the Pokemon. Like seriously, Gamefreak be going all EA on us. I don't like it at all.
