(Open to Nolan Fargus, a blond idiot, following a young Himiko Toga, a BNHA villain, as she tails a green-haired boy and his friend who floats with her finger beans)
NF: Excuse me! Miss Toga!
HT: *turns* Huh?
NF: Hi. I'm Nolan Fargus, a reporter for the FNN. I've come to talk to you about you. I'm new, so I don't know who you are, I just came here to interview you because I heard anime girls are popular and will get me views.
HT: Uh... right.
NF: So I'm just kinda gonna ask questions as they come.
HT: *messing with a knife* Yeah? Sounds fun.
NF: So uhhhh, blonde. What made you go blonde?
HT: *rolls eyes* It's my natural hairstyle.
NF: Oh. Yeah, that's cool. So uh, why uhhhh, why you stalkin' a teen boy? Kinda creepy.
HT: *picks at fingernails with knife, unimpressed* I'm a teen too.
NF: *clears throat* Oh... right, of course.
HT: Yeah.
NF: He's too good for you.
HT: *stops picking, bloodshot eyes* Excuse me?
NF: I mean, you're obviously trying to murder him. He's better than that.
HT: *walks up to NF calmly* Can I see your hand?
NF: *holds up right hand* Why?
HT: *fucking stabs his hand*
NF:
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HT: *stabs his hand more, in a faster manner*
Chico the Camera Guy: *vomits from offscreen*
HT: Leave me to my murderous tendencies. *leaves*
NF: Please turn the camera off.
Theodora the Medic: *offscreen* I only have one bucket, so somebody either gotta stop vomiting or stop bleeding.
