Parker and Chester start preparing to film a new Luxurydark video.
P: What's up guys? Today were going to be checking out a site Chester found on the dark web that claims to be a "dating site" Chester has already made a profile so were gonna mess around on it for a bit and see if he can get any matches and hopefully uh... glances at Chester find him a date.
Later on, when Chester's date arrives...
Chester opens the door and his date, Burns is standing there, Chester looks over at Parker as he frowns and walks to Chester...
C: Uhm, hello? Are you Burns?
B: Demonic smile as she steps into the house and doesn't take her eyes off Chester
C: Worryingly looks over at parker What the fuck dude
P: So Burns, how did you.. end up on that dark web dating site?
B: Continues to stare at Chester and doesn't say anything
P: Burns?
B: Silence
P: Alright dude you ask her.
C: Uhh so Burns, what brought you to the dark web dating site?
B:........ I saw you
P&C: Exchange concerned glances
B: Do you wanna kiss me Chester?
C: Uh, no, I just met you I don't want to kiss you.
B: Heavy breathing noises Do you love me?
C: Well we could be really good friends and I, uh, think your a good person but I just don't, love you.
B: Screams loudly
P: Yo, Burns stop screaming!
B: Continues to scream louder
C: Burns! Please stop!
B: Stops screaming and breaths heavily
P: So uh, it's pretty late, do you guys want to, go to sleep?
C: Yeah, that's good idea but can i talk to you for a second bro?
P: Nods and follows Chester into the kitchen
C: Dude, I don't feel comfortable with her in the house, let alone sharing a bed with her
P: Well bro, your only other options are to sleep in the living room or in my bed?
C: Blushes a little bit and gets nervous In that case then I guess ill uhh, sleep with you in your bed then?
P: Smirks Alright bro, let's show Burns her room and go to sleep.
Parker and Chester show Burns to Chesters room and then they head to Parker's room.
C: Yo, make sure you lock the door dude, I really don't trust this girl.
P: Locks the door and picks out a new shirt to wear. Just don't think about it bro, you'll be fine.
C: She's "sleeping" in the exact same corridor, we'll hear her loud and clear.
P: Look, trust me, we won't hear her, alright?
C: Alright bro Sits on the edge of the bed and yawns
P: Opens a window and takes his shirt off Infront of Chester
C: Gets distracted and finds himself staring at parker
P: Puts the other shirt on and notices Chester staring at him
P: Smirks Like what you see?
C: You already know the answer Bites his lip and lies down on the bed
P: Gets into the bed and glances at chester
C: Smirks and looks at parker
P: Look, I know exactly what your thinking, but you have a date in the other room, isn't that what she's here for?
C: We ordered her for a YouTube video, that's what she's here for, you on the other hand...
P: Smirks and slowly unzips Chester's trousers...
TO BE CONTINUED
