winterspider

the meeting

Peter's POV

Well Golly Golly gosh I don't know what Mr. Sir could want this time I hope it's not because I killed someone last night

Oh, I hope it's exciting who could ever know with Mr pirate sir I mean like truly amazing I can't wait for our annual tea time crumpets.

3 person

As the spider casually climbed the side of Shield HQ carefully sliding into the meeting room that he was supposed to go into finding himself getting stared at the one and only Nick Fury.

But oh no he was not alone he has a younger-looking girl who had one giant bun on top of her head she looks quite beautiful.

" Captain Fury is this who you were talking about?" The meme lord stated.

" why hello there dear I'm the one and only Peter nice to meet ya." Peter introduced.

Poor Fury he was already getting a headache despite how much he adored Peter Peter was completely annoying.

" I'm so sorry Princess Shuri 2 assign you with this monster of a person but you do have the other one in rehab in your country so I thought this guy ain't getting any better so I just might as well send with you." One eye spoke

The princess raise one eyebrow and asked: "do I get any information about or-"

" Trust me I will not need to introduce you to he talks for himself"

The younger nodded she grabbed the spider's hand and started to walk towards the landing pad and then all hell broke loose.

"Soooooo Fury called you shuri I'm surprised that you know him he also mentioned a place called Wakanda is that where you live if so have you ever just had a strong urge when something silly happens say Wakanda nonsense is this?"

The younger found this quite amusing
" I have thought about saying Wakanda of nonsense is this but never actually said it."

" so Peter Fury said that you need to go to rehab mind telling me why you need to go?"

" well you already know my name is Peter but I was born really far back in time and when I was born my mom had a one night stand as kids called today and she didn't want me to be a boy but she want me to be a girl so she dressed me up like when I talked like once did everything like one but end up coming out in my favor because if I'm a girl I can date a guy but the problem was back in my day guys weren't allowed to date guys and vice versa it was a truly sad time!"
The younger looking completely interested ushered him to tell her more.

" so I end up going to a bar a handsome man his name was James he was so sweet then he started getting all nervous and he started looking around no I thought he was completely insane probably on some drugs too but then he started to ask "have you seen a sickly looking blonde about this tall" I had told him that I had not seen someone like that so then he started to panic ended up having a panic attack and I helped him through it with a little bruise on my arm he was holding my arm real tight trying to come down so we end up going around looking for that sickly Blondie mentioned." Shuri amazed she had never met someone who talks like him. His accent was interesting.

" and then we find them getting thrown into a dumpster by some jackrabbit so James went to go check on the sickly blond and of course I did the most obvious thing I took off my pair of heels went over to that Jack Rabbit and I hit him with the back of my heel which a fairly Sharp so it must have hurt then again that was the objective the three of us ended up growing real close me and James hit it off right away if you know what I mean and we practically adopted that sick blond whose actual name was Steve who we call Stevie. James and I  actually got married kind of and then we ended up getting drafted for war." Now they were getting somewhere shuri can we go needs to know what the help with.

"My sister blew off my arm with a gun and then these weird guys came in and then they took me I don't remember much remember losing my arm my other one to be exact my leg and from my kneecap down to my toes on my other leg well I was in those weird guys position I remember getting used  I didn't like it."
And that's when shuri stopped and pulled Peter into a hug.

Peter then continued to go on an hour-long rant about his late husband.