Two guys rob lemons from a market, they go to the cemetery to divide the number of lemons they had but in their rush, they drop two lemons at the entrance.
"We'll come back for em" said one robber to the other robber
A drunk man passes by the cemetery and hears the robbers talking
"One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me" was what the drunk man heard
The drunk man freaks out and runs toward the church and starts banging on the door
"PRIEST PRIEST HELP"
The Priest opens the door "WHAT'D YA WANT" he yells
The drunk man exclaims "COME PREIST COME, GOD AND THE DEVIL ARE TAKING AND DIVIDING DEAD SOULS"
They both run to the cemetery where they both hear the robbers speak
"One for you and this one for me," says, one robber
"What about those two by the entrance?" says the other robber
Upon hearing that, the drunk man and the priest took off away from the cemetery fearing for their lives.
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