Supermega Imagines

#13 Matt Watson

Imagine:

It's WW3 and you just got to your bunker. You walked inside, taking a look around. There was a lot of posters up beside a bed. Walking over to get a closer look, you noticed that the posters were of Scarlett Johansson. But, there was also candles... was this some sort of ritual? Somebody came in and stood beside you. It was the one and only, Matt Watson. He was so dreamy, you always would watch his badonkadonk as he ran in the fields, his anus making all of the bullets go flying back to the enemy. "Why are you staring at me?" the skinny, lengthy, man said down at me. "I'm not staring at you. Do you think I have feelings for you and your badonkadonk or something?" you said nervously. Matt just laughed and said, "Maybe if you stanned Scarlett Johansson, you would have feelings for me." You stood there, unable to comprehend what he just said. All of a sudden, Sergeant Magee, Macklemore, Kesha, and an army of Keanu Reeves came crashing inside. Sergeant Magee marched towards you and began chanting, "Stan Scarlett Johansson for clear skin! Stan Scarlett Johansson for clear skin!" over and over again, as Kesha sang Timber, and Macklemore rapped hit song Thrift Shop. The army of Keanu Reeves were doing renegade dance in the background. You began screaming as your body floated up, uncontrollably doing renegade. And that's how you became a canon in WW3.
-B.L

A/N: WE ARE ALIVE! we died for a hot minute but we back, no promises how active we gonna be but, enjoy this chapter