Don't be jealous I will bend myself (GL)

ARC 1-2

Translated by Novice Translations

Arc 1: Escaped Woman x Escaped from Marriage – 02

Bring a Daughter-in-law Home

As the heroine of the novel, Shi Jian's three views are moral and her heart is kind, so she will not let Ke Li become injured in front of her.

　　She threw down her long sword, slipped forward, and caught Ke Li in a princess carry. The horse screamed in shock but Ke Li was still s.p.a.ced out.

　　This is the first time in her life that Ke Li has been embraced by a woman. There are reasons why she has been a single dog for 25 years. Apart from having zero experience in love, she doesn't like to have physical contact. However, the physical contact with Shi Jian was tolerable, rather it had a cordial feeling.

　　Just now she was ready to make a fool of herself but was saved by the female lord. Now the whole heart was throbbing, not from being teased, but from being scared!

　　Ke Li's hands fell unnaturally to her side and wanted to get down, but she was shocked to see Shi Jian's beautiful face and her skin that could be blown away1. For a moment, she was stunned, thinking that it's really the woman she has written. Not only was she beautiful and kind, but she has inherited the spirit of helping others completely, otherwise her waist would have disappeared long ago.2

　　[…] Doudou is now quite sure that the straight steel pipe is false. Once you see a beauty, the straight person will automatically bend, especially its small and arrogant host.

　　”…” Shi Jian looked at Ke Li staring at her in a daze and raised the corner of her mouth.

　　Just now, she thought that the other party was a woman of character. After all, this is a difficult world. A grand escape from marriage is not something that an ordinary woman can do, but she didn't expect her to be a fool, a fool who stares at people dumbly.  

　　Out of good education, she did not throw Ke Li down. Instead, she asked in a good temper, "Are you all right, girl?"  

　　”No… I'm okay.” Ke Li returned from her mind, after spurning herself within her heart, embarra.s.sed to come down from Shi Jian's arms. She squeezed out a phrase from the ancient times, "Thank you very much for this girl's rescue."

　　"It's just a show of hands." When Shi Jian determined that Ke Li was not injured, she didn't think much about it. She turned around and left her.

　　Ke Li can feel the alienation and indifference from the other side. She blamed herself for creating the female host's strange temper. Otherwise, the task would be much easier.

　　She pinched her thigh with all her heart and soul and fell to the ground with a "thump" sound.

　　Just two steps away, Shi Jian heard the sound, turned around and held her.

　　[Host, you have a cramp in your back, you didn't need to pinch your thigh.]

　　”Bulls.h.i.t, it's about getting the task done.” Ke Li quietly moved her hand away from her thighs and leaned shamelessly against Shi Jian's arms.  

　　Shi Jian is now 18 years old and was about to get married. She had a well-developed chest. 　　

　　Ke Li felt her cheeks resting on a soft ma.s.s and her face turned red. This author mother was too ashamed to pretend to be weak in her daughter's arms, but she went out of her way in order to complete the task.

　　[Come on, the host is the fattest!]  Doudou watches the good show on the side.

　　Ke Li: “…”