This dumb ass bitch (you) really just went OUT OF HER WAY to sis zone me after I went out of my way to get the character I know she likes like BITCH THAT'S MY IDEA. I want to angry smash you now thanks to that idiotic behaviour. God I hope your mum goes so you can invite me over while home alone again, in fact you should do that more! Like what's stopping you, just move out, that's so much better! And like what's all this about being a sinner but then I'm like "okay lets sin" and you whip out the Captain America card like it's a dude who's way too confident in the size of his penis before ACTUALLY GETTING SOME. The Cap card if you're too stupid to get it, is where you just goes "No, I don't think I will" and then just leaves me hanging like bitch I want to commit acts of the purely horny kind and make our parents somehow even more disappointed in us but here you are leaving me hanging and not the type of hanging you make me crave to be. You WANT me to be mad at this and fuel all of this rage into this which I also hate! Like what the fuck dude, let me be horny in peace!! And what's worse is that you're actually right. That is exactly what I'd do in your place too, like who gave you the RIGHT to steal my hypothetical behaviours, get your own ideas because me thinking about the things I'd do without doing them is all I have going for me considering the actual me hasn't got much going on INCLUDING A LACK OF SEXUAL INTERACTION WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE LIKE GOD DAMN! Everything you do is fueled by "how can I piss you off even more, maybe even just a little bit, so that you have fuel for the hate paragraph. Also I just really want to be a terrible person today!" when I am out here trying to STRAIGHT VIBE, except it's not straight vibes because you made me gay! I was a happy little homophobe, and you just had to come over and absolutely ruin that for me didn't you. Everything has to be your way, don't be transphobic this and don't be homophobic that. I'm struggling for an identifiable identity trait here okay so let me have this!! Everything I do is just met with this insatiable thirst to be crushed and I first thought you were joking, I did for years, but then it turned out that you were completely and utterly serious, who'd have thought! You being serious about something! If only you could be serious about the sexual remarks we have for each other occasionally because if that was the case at least then we'd both get something out of this whole relationship we have between each other but as it stands the only one getting anything out of this is you since you're actually getting this hate paragraph! All I get are tears that I can use as lubricant to the thought of you complimenting me without it being a backhanded insult somehow, who does that! It's like you want to play the villain of your own book but you're also the one writing it since you decide to hold the power since I want to be your friend but you want this paragraph! What a nutjob honestly, who even invited you back into my life. I was content telling myself that I shouldn't message you to apologise myself but nooo you had to beat it to me! The one thing I could possibly use as a fuel for many jokes such as "God I regret coming back" but that's off the table because you were the bigger person before I could be! I cannot believe it!
In conclusion just fuck me in italic text on Discord already.
