Runaway reader

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The car came to a halt like it had died, as far as you knew you where on some country roadside in Xostor. Your friends after muttering curses got out to see what was wrong with the car, that's when they saw "him". Now Yoshax had never been one to show anyone other thanks his victims his true form so of course he was disguised. What was he disguised as?, nothing other than a cop of course! This was nothing more than a ruse of his to scare your friends into obedience. "Ya'll havin' some car troubles?" The fake country accent rang in your ears as you couldn't help but snicker. "No sir." Replied your "friends" coldly. "Wait a dog gone second, y'all look like those fugitives from across the borders!" Containing laughter was beyond you now as you say in the car laughing your head off. "W-what are you talking about?" "Y'all must know them power havin' mongrels across them borders, they've been on the news here for weeks." "O-oh, well we were just on our way back home.." "oh so's y'all was?, where to?" "Uhm... Uh- Ameniso sir.." "why're y'all all the way out here then?" "Visiting..- family sir" "got anything to clarify that? I'm mighty suspicious y'all look just like them dog gone criminals." You stepped out of the car knowing his ruse and played along. "I-is there a problem sir..?" "Ah suppose not, your friends here just look a lot like them criminals across the borders." "Oh yes sir we know that's what we're told" "alright well y'all stay out of trouble ya'hear?" "Yes sir" with that he retreated to the miraged police car and disappeared. "That's was close- c'mon back in the car we should hurry out of here." You three piles back into the car as it started working again to your friends surprise. And so the long tedious trip continued but at least you knew Yoshax wasn't being a jerk at least for that time, he was actually helping you.
-so they pissed you off huh?
"Well duh. I'm the only one allowed to treat you like that no one else!"
-you sound like a sadodere.
"Whatever just be glad I decided to scare them for your sake."
-sure mr sadist
"Do you want me to be a sadist or something because believe me I can be."
-no Nope your fine -3-;;
"Thought so"