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A Dating Profile

Moist pro gamer seeks special person with pretty toenails for stamp collecting, baking and maybe more.

I am the pro gamer you're looking for.
Hello lads and ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I'm a down to earth kind of chap, who likes nothing more than stamp collecting with the right person.
None of my current partners understand me. I need to meet somebody special - somebody I really connect with.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my funny personality, closly followed by my smashing abs. I'm the man for you, if you like great abs and fingernails, particularly combined with ample baby oil.
I work as a pro gamer, helping viewers. This allows me to exercise my skills: planting trees and wielding weapons.

My life goals include:Star in the next Star Wars film.
Fall in love with you
Become the best pro gamer I can be
Help all the viewers in the world

If you're the right person for me, you'll be special and bold. You won't be afraid to stand up to me and will have a healthy respect for nothing.

My ideal date would involve baking in Africa with a fluffy person by my side. While we're there, I admire your pretty toenails whilst feeling I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!

May the force be with you.

Light me fire, babe