"so uuhhhh... i like you."
"omg same we3 shud like totes be bf and gf ya know wat i mean gurrrl"
i opulled him close and pressed my lips against him.
"EWWW UR SLOBBERY GET AWAY FROPM ME YOU NASTY LIL POPPER
"... wth is a popper"
"i actually have no idea.":
awkward silcence
boy kisses girl again.
"eerr.... EW YOUR BREATH sTINNKKSSS!@!@!!@ WEEEROOOOWEEERROOOOWWEEERROOOOO TEETH POLICE! WE GOT A SERIOUS CASE OF STANK BREATH OVA HERE IN DA HOUSE WOOP WOOP"
police comes with justin bieber in handcuffs again
"hey guys im justin bieber and im gonna sing a siong for yall today!! bABBY BABY BABY OHHHH-"'
"OMG SHUT UP POLICE JUST KILL OR RREST ME ALREADY PLZ OMG THE HORRIFIC SOUND UGHH MY EARS ARE BLEEDING ARGHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*jsutin realizes how beautiful girl is*
justin lloks at girl. kisses girl.
"Maybe I acted the way just because........ I needed you."
"no ty" girl says
"ok thaqts ok i hope we can still be friends."
omg i had to thi8nk this thru i grabbed his face and inspected it to see if he had a disease and he didnt so i slapped his earlobe and he cried and cried until he ran out of the house b'23ut he forgot that he was being arrested so the police tazered him and with his last dying breath he said......
"and i was like- bby"
he died in the house for 2 hours and then he woke up looking around frantically.
"omg omg omg omg omg wat happened to meh does my quiff look flat"
the girl walked up to him and kickedhis face in with a dead pig named penny
"oINK OINK OINK ONIK IM PENNY AND IM GOING TO ERT YOUR HEART MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
justin biebers eyes widened in fear as he stared at the pig. 'does she have a dsiabilty..?' he wondered.
the pig strutted towrdas him with sass swaying her flat hips and then she stopped in front of him and flipped her fur backwards with her paw.
"boi u betta not get neer me or im gonna rip yo head off and use it as a frying pan fo ma potato soup mhmm."
justin looked at penny with his eyebrows furrowed. "i-i think ur betiful."
penny stays quiet with tears forming in her eyes. "nobody has ever called me betiful b4. i think i love u now>"
"justin jumps up from the ground and hugs the 2 foo9t pig.
he gets down on a knee, not touching the ground though bc that would get his pants dirty.
"will u be my bby"
"yea"
kiss.
tEh end. ;0
