"Ummm. What is that? On your um teeth?" Smirking namjoon says with a heavier lisp than normal, "vampire condoms." Yoongi looks at him with a pique interest. "Why? And how?" "Because I dont want anymore baby vampires running around! I mean common! Kook makes seven of us!" Yoongi nods his head. "I heard my name- what the fuck is on your teeth?" "Vampire condoms." Kooks eyes widen and runs out and yells "guys Namjoon is crazy!" Yoongi just laughs in the corner. I hear multiple foot steps come in to my lab. Tae is about to asks but kookie beats them to it, "He made condoms for vampire fangs!" Jin looks at him and just yells "why the hell?" "Because we need to figure out how to eat fresh blood with out turning everyone on site. I mean common kookie is the last one hopefully at least till we find our mates so why not suck responsibly?" They all nodd there heads except yoongi. "So who you gonna try those out on?" "Good question."
Hello I just wanted to write this short story slash prompt. If anyone wants me to continue on this though message me. Or if you want to expand on it you can.
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Fanfictionwhere Namjoon makes condoms for vampire fangs. you know to makes sure there is no baby vampy running around.
