Ugh! Kusaki said with a disgusted look on his face. "Why do you have to eat it like that?" Hito looked at him. "Then stop fucking watching me eat! And besides you see dead bodies all the time!" Hito said still stuffing his face with human remains. "ITS NOT THE BODIES I DON'T LIKE ITS THE WAY YOU EAT THEM DUMBASS!!" Kusaki screamed. "And clean your mess up before 9:30 tonight because Shinji is coming over." "Why do have to date a god damn detective did you forget your occupation also HES ON OUR FUCKING CASE!!!!" Hito scowled as he started to clean up his mess. "He's hot and nice ok that's why!And besides it's fun to watch you squirm whenever he brings up work." Kusaki said with a smile on his face. IM DONEEE FINALLY! An echo screamed through the apartment. As a figure came running down the hallway carrying a canvas. Haku do you have to give us a heart attack every time you are done a painting?? Kusaki said. I barely remembered he lived here Hito grumbled as he continued to wipe down the walls. Haku stood there to show a canvas with a painting of the Mona Lisa in all blood. "I'm sorry Haku but you can't put up the canvas tonight." Why? Is it that dumbass boyfriend you have!! "Whatever you do please don't fuck tonight I'm tired!!" Haku said with a pout on his face. Can't make any promises Haku! Kusaki said with a smug look. "OH COME ON EVERY TIME HE COMES OVER YOU TWO GO AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING BED!! Why can't YOU go over THERE for once cuz I HATE the way you moan!!!"Said Hito. Yeah! Chimed in Haku. "You're both just jealous that I have something to fill up my free time with!" Kusaki said. More like fill you up. Hito mumbled to Haku. Haku looked confused but then laughed. "OH I GET IT!!" As he continued to laugh. "I will kill both of you. And tomorrow I'm going there so you single basters can masterbait while looking at pictures of each other!" Kusaki said while he put away his weapons. *Ding* Kusaki phone beeps. "Shit I hope it's not what I think it is!" *Kusaki opens his phone* A message from Shinji.
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The killer the cannibal and the artist
HumorKusaki Tanji ( killer and protagonist of this story)