GET IN THE VAN

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roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun.
GET IN THE VAN

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I can't hold it ;))))

I'm here what are your other two wishes?

God bless you- oh wait he already did

On a scale of 1-10 you're a 9 and you're the one i need

Are you the devil? Because i want to sat-an your face ;))

Are you my body count? Because you're a solid 10

I'm here what are your other two wishes

Want me to,,, kiss you better? ;))

PRE MARITAL EYE CONTACT IS A SIN

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