Govana- Hamants Convo

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[Intro]
Hello goodnight?
Yow, lemme talk to Keisha deh
Hello?
Yeah, lemme talk to Keisha deh
Yuh wan' talk to who?
Oh

[Verse 1]
Yow, sorry mi G, like ah di wrong number dis
No, ah Keisha phone man, but anuh Keisha dis, ah Chris
Oh, wah gwan my G, 'ting good? Why pree?
Yuh know mi deh yah bun ah spliff, and ah scroll through di IG
Chill mi deh yah chill like ice cube inna iced tea
But ah who dis? Yuh name nuh pop up pon di caller ID
Ah di gyal dem sugarcane man, di gyal dem nutty buddy
Mi nuh know ah who dat?
Haha, ah Govi Govi
Bomborass, wah gwan mi DJ
Yuh know mi rate yuh like how di PNP dem rate PJ
Mad
Man ah gyallis suh yuh sing di gyallis song dem di real way
Yeah
See all gyal clown? Mi ah listen dat fi 'bout 3 day
Hmm, big up yuhself man Chris, yuh know ah mad ting
Yeah
Nuff ah dem bwoy yah idiot to gyal ting (Hahaha)
Millions ah dollars dem spend pon gyal ring
True, true
Ah next man outta road, ah cum pon dem gyal chin (Hahaha)
See all Keisha? Seh she have ah man ah foreign
Wait, wait
Regular mi fuck it and cum pon di forehead
Wah?
Cock it up all inna di parking like ah Carib
Hmm, mi couldn't believe when she tell mi seh she married
So yuh ah who? Keisha bredda?
No mi Genna
Yuh ah who? Keisha cousin?
No dawg, foreign mi live, mi just land
Weh yuh mean?
Mi ah Keisha husband
Bloodclaat

[Chorus]
Yow, ah suh di ting set dawg
If yuh soft, gyal treat yuh like insect dawg
Anuh every gyal ketch mi interest
Anuh Jezebel cyan get di ring set, dawg
Look how much money yuh aguh invest
And another man ah take off di pink dress, dawg
Yow, ah suh di ting set dawg
Soft gyal treat yuh like insect

[Verse 2]
Dawg, yuh look how mi just ah seh mi love mi life
And mi make mi family ah live some lovely life
Den fi get ah call like dis inna di morning, ah finally hard to say mi rate ah fuck mi wife
Chris, nuh bother kill yuhself dawg, nuh touch di knife
She just give mi ah one fuck and she seh she love mi voice
Ehh?
Suh just tink bout it, don't be dumb, be wise
Ehh?
Di bible seh when yuh have problem yuh haffi just turn to Christ
Ehh?
Suh just pray 'bout it
Pray 'bout it? Tomorrow yuh aguh hear 'bout it
Mi aguh hold har head and tear out it
No
Wah happen after dat? Mi nuh care bout it
Den Chris, when yuh do dat, wah go happen to di kids dem?
Dawg, 'member seh its all about di children
Strpz
Chris, just listen mi nuh bredda
Strpz
Mi and yuh can gwan fuck it together
Wah?
Yuh fi just know sehChorus]
Yow, ah suh di ting set dawg
If yuh soft, gyal treat yuh like insect dawg
Anuh every gyal ketch mi interest
Anuh Jezebel cyan get di ring set, dawg
Look how much money yuh aguh invest
And another man ah take off di pink dress, dawg
Yow, ah suh di ting set dawg
Soft gyal treat yuh like insect

[Verse 3]
Aye bwoy Chris, yuh shouldn't ah answer di gyal phone enuh
Boop inna yuh head enuh
One and move seh lightening inna yuh mout' enuh
Almighty, lead out di strike force
Yow Firesick, ah wah dat yuh ah do man?
Encourage di man and tell di man nuh violence against woman
Chris, yuh ah Christian?
No, mi ah Muslim
Mi did aguh tell yuh read di Bible, but alright, go read di Quran
Respect DJ, by the way, mi love di album
Mad
Mi love impossible enuh, mi pull it up every time di song done
Big song
Mi have ah question fi yuh, and mi know it kinda random
Ehh
But when yuh did ah fuck Keisha, you did wear ah condom?
Wah kinda question dat, Chris?
Ah true dat, dah question deh shaky
But mi cyan believe seh strike force ah mi matey
Cyan call badman matey, yuh did ah talk dehso late
Cool yah DJ man, yuh know weh mi mean
Haha, aye Chris, mi rate yuh enuh
Yuh ah real G
Sorry fi fuck yuh wife today, yuh see pree
Strpz
At least dat man, big up yuhself gyallis boss
Yuh know mi wan' invite yuh ah ting named "Gyallis" class
Ehh?
Yeah, alright, mi ah check di schedule and get back to yuh
Wul on, wan' Keisha seh she wan' chat to yuh
Wah gwan Keisha wit di flat 'tomach?
Dirty Govana, yuh chat too much

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