Dear whomever,
Do you like the smell of paint? I do. And chlorine. These smells do trigger memories of the pool, and how I hated deep water. Maybe because whenever I was there they were undergoing chlorine treatment and painting the wall. Oh, was I terrified of deep water! How could you trust it? It seems like the most idiotic thing in the world to me! People confuse me so much!

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