Kira: I've killed countless women
Diovolo: Well i sold drugs to kids
Pucci: I reset the universe
Funny Valentine: i stole the corpse of jesus from a crippled man
Kars: I am the ultimate lifeform
DIO: I burned a dog to death, created a cult, found the stone mask's abillity and actually killed the Joestar in my part while also surpassing my humanity hiding under the sea for 1 hundred years kill 2 JoJo's best friends.
Diovolo: Well i sold drugs to kids...
Diovolo: Well i sold drugs to kids
Diovolo: Well i sold drugs to kids
Diovolo: Well i sold drugs to kids
Diovolo: Well i sold drugs to kids