Poods and kens manliness over power unocorns magical horn dust

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Poods and ken prance up to cry's fantastical door poods laughs loudly and said in a manly voice," I'm so excited I could slap a unicorn" ken stared at pewdiepie and said even more manly then poods, " stop you can't top my manliness because I have a fantastical beard and you have a scary pointy chin... i mean beard holder". Poods the knocked on cry's door bell. There was no answer ken yelled manfully,"cry we will knock down your door if you don't have the face to answer!" PewDiePie pie pushed ken out of the way then ran into the door but fell because he's not manly enough, ken then kicked down the door to find cry making out with a lamp. Pewds sat up and gasped then ken stepped in front of him and gasped more manly. Then PewDiePie shoved ken out of the way and gasped the most manliest gasp know to the Pegasus race. The lamp talked but it was really cry talking like a woman," hello PewDiePie and ken you are both manly so...SHUTUP!!" Cry then walked away from the lamp and said,"because I'm the most manly man person who has ever been blessed by the unicorns." Ken was all like ,"nuh uhh" and pewds was all like ,"yea nuh uhh" then cry said ,"yus because it's true" pewds wiped a tear and ken also did wipe a tear, and cry was tearing because PewDiePie and ken were tearing. They then had a manliness contest. Cry was able to tame a one horned beast who rides rainbows (unicorn) pewds was able to eat fifty cotton balls that smelt like ice cream. Ken was able to grow a beard that ran for miles along the golden brick road which then stopped the wicked witch of the west from succeeding in her evil plan. It was a tie and they were all the manly men of the manly man mountain of pure fabulousness. Then they all fell and became peasants. The end

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