"Mom. Mom! MOMMY!!"
"What child!?"
"I followed instructions on the box and I got two lines!"
"Which box are you talking about?"
*4yr old girl hands mother the box
"This is my PREGNANCY TESTER! WHAT THE HELL!!"
"One line is bolder than the other mommy. I think its broken."
"Did you pee on the tip!"
"No! That is just gross! I went to neighbor's house. The house with that lady and her disturbing large stomach."
"You couldn't have told me EARLIER!?"
