LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE | 一夜后婚 CHAPTER 39.1
Fever ≠ Horny
Han Lei: Honey, you're very sexy and alluring when you're sweating while having a fever!
Remember those advertising slogans on TV: The weather's getting colder, please prevent yourself from catching a cold.
Thus, I caught a fever on a cold, windy day.
When I sat at my desk today, I was already somewhat dizzy, my eyelids were drooping and there was even snot running down my nose. Of course, the snot was transparent but it made me uncomfortable.
Under the eyes of everyone, I calmly pulled out some tissue and covered my nose with them. I blew with all my strength. Yep, it was very refreshing. The sound was also powerful, garnering lots of disdainful glaces and clicks of tongues. He Yi was even more stupefied, looking at me as if I was a crazy person. Of course, this was his first time witnessing this side of me so it was understandable.
After throwing the tissues away, my nose felt better for a few seconds but soon, the snot rudely ran down again. The annoying thing was that it was just a little so I couldn't roughly nor gently treat it. So, I calmly pulled out a tissue and tore it into three parts. Then, I rolled one third of it to a certain thickness and stuffed it into my nose. Sure enough, I was a bit mindless of my image.
I stayed like that all the way until Qin Hao inadvertently saw me. He solemnly looked at me and said, "Xia Ying ah, you better not let Han zong see you like this. He would be so disillusioned. So dangerous..."
"...scram..."
Actually, I rarely got sick but even if I was sick, my appetite was still just as good. Well, it would seem as if I had a great appetite. So apart from my slightly pale face and as long as the snot in my nose cooperates, then everyone wouldn't even be able to tell that I was actually sick.
I finally got home from work. As I felt that my condition was getting worse, I didn't even wait for Han Lei to finish parking the car and got into the elevator. When the elevator stopped at the 15th floor and just as I stepped out of the elevator, I suddenly felt a surge of dizziness. My steps became unsteady and even the strength of reaching out to the wall suddenly disappeared. Just as I was about to kiss the floor, a pair of powerful arms rescued me.
"Xiao Ying Ying, why's your face so pale? Were you overloved or are you pregnant?" The person supporting me jokingly asked.
I originally wanted to thank him but because of his words, I decided to be a bad child and not thank him.
"Stupid Liu Jun, what're you guessing! My great aunt* just left a few days ago!"
great aunt – refers to a women's menstrual cycle
Look, I definitely must've been too dizzy, for me to actually mention great aunt.
"Haha..." Liu Jun laughed but when his hand touched my forehead, he shouted, "Omg! Xiao Ying Ying, are you playing with special effects for your forehead to be this scalding hot? Did you wanna fry an egg or something? Aren't you afraid of burning your brain?"
No wonder why I had felt that it was quite hot, so it was because of a fever.
"Do I really have a fever?! Are you sure?" I suddenly recovered some of my consciousness and laughingly asked.
"Why do I... feel like you're very happy that you're having a fever right now?" Liu Jun looked at me skeptically and said.
Hehe, yup, I'm indeed really excited. Although it was a bit weird but I really don't get sick often so everytime that I have a fever, I always felt an indescribable excitement. Didn't they say that a person would become smarter after having a fever?
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