How getting stranded in Tennessee got Peter a boyfriend.

Patrol

Next chapter will be info about this fic

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Twip  

Peter fling himself up on to the top of a building and looked out to the sunset. Bright yellows were being taken over by the blueish black night. Only two stars could be seen because of the light pollution in New York. Peter walked to the ledge and sat. The sunset always calmed him. The sun going to light up the other side of the world as the moon hushed little bedtime stories to the people as they slept. Of course, Peter didn't sleep, he had to help the little guys during the night.

A gunshot woke him from his daydream. He jolted up and swung away. The noise led him to a small store with glass windows. A man dressed in all black aimed his gun at anything that moved. The girl behind the cash register was panicking and pulling dollar bills out from the register. The man looked behind the blonde to the safe behind her. "Whatz in 'heree?' The man studdered out. Peter gave an internal sigh, he had to be drunk. The girl with a ponytail looked back then to him.

"I don't know...Only the manager and owner have the code..."She said softly, not trying to piss the man off more. The man aimed his gun right at the girl's temple and was about to say something before a foot collided with his cheek.

"Don't tell me you're gonna say 'I want to see your manager.' cuz that ain't working Karen," Peter said before webbing the man up. This was surprisingly easy. Too easy...His Parker luck was gonna hit him. A small whimper made Peter turn to the girl. "Are you okay ma'am?" The girl nodded.

"Yeah, I'm fine. I'll call the police, I know the drill, been saved two times before. But the man said he had a getaway driver in the back." With the new information, Peter nodded and walked out, not wanting to use the window again. Peter then stuck to the walls and crawled up and jump to the other side of the roof. The girl was right. The dirty dark green honda was there with three, probably as drunk guys.

"Waz tak'nnn 'em so long." Or more drunk, yip-ee. Peter's nose was going to burn with all the alcohol he smelt. 

"I don' know mann...Should we go chec - Hic - check?" The other two men nodded dumbly. Guess this isn't were the Parker luck strikes. The men got out and walked around. Peter followed from above. He webbed the mouth of the last guy in the group and pulled him up and webbed him to the side of the building. He was about to do the same to the next but then he heard a faint siren. He jumped off and kicked the man in black looking to the last guy. 

"It's not even winter? Are you guys Goth or trying to copy the Men in Black?" He joked as he punched the man right in the nose. He stumbled back but held his ground unlike the other three. He pointed up his gun at Peter.

"You move ya get shot bug." The man slurred out. Peter sighed once again.

"Spiders aren't bugs, you know how many people I've said that too this month?" All he got back was a hic. "About twel-" Peter was then cut off when the man fell to his knees. The man dropped his gun and crumpled around his groin. Peter looked up from him to see the girl he saved there glaring at the man. "Uh...Thanks?" Peter got out before cringing at the fact the on where the girl kicked him. The girl gave him a thumbs up.

"The police are about here, you should get going." She said as she waved him off. It was Peter's turn to give a thumbs up and twip off. 

He went to stop three muggings, one attempted break-in, and one attempted rape witch he stayed after to make sure the girl was okay and calm. 

Once Peter sat on the building he was at before he looked down at his phone. 3:35 am. Peter jolted up again, not fearing criminals but his aunt this time. He twiped off to his house this time, not a store. Peter landed on the wall and quietly opened his window to sneak in and hopefully not to wake his aunt. 

"Peter." That one word almost made Peter stick to the wall. He pulled off his mask and turned to face the women he knew held the voice.

"H...Hey Aunt May." Peter said with a small voice crack. His aunt waited for an answer to the unasked question. "I was making sure a girl was okay after some dudes tried to rape her." His Aunt's face softened. 

"You're too sweet for your own good," May said fondly. "Ben would be proud." She gave a bittersweet smile. Peter smiled softly and walked over to Aunt May. She gave Peter a quick peck on the forehead. "Now go to sleep sweetheart. I love you, night-night."

"Love you too, night Aunt May." As she left the bedroom covered in superhero everything Peter sat on his bed. A faint bing caught his attention. He shoved through the blankets to find his phone that Tony gave him. 'That phone's old enough to be compared to a flip phone!' Tony yelped when he saw Peter's old phone. The next day he phone was gone and there sat a new sleek stark phone. 

*New texts from 2 losers 'n a queen, Guy in the chair, and Har*

Peter grinned as he unlocked his phone. Going to the group chat first.

Guy in the chair - I cant believe pete is going to LAaaA

Guy in the chair - Aaaaa peter pls pack me in ur bag

Queen of Lesbians - Ned stop being a nerd I can hear you fangirling from here

Guy in the chair - But petes going to Laaaaaa

Guy in the chair - Also he can probably go to hollywood

Guy in the chair - Stark can probs get into any house and everythinggg

Queen of Lesbians - Creepy

Guy in the chair - Efkdjwnifrfudsi 

Biderling - Guys go to sleep

Guy in the chair - Peter. LA.

Biderling - Ikr but go to bed or I won't bring home anything 4 u

Guy in the chair - Fineeeeeeeeeeee

Queen of Lesbians - Finally. Now I can sleep

Biderling - U could have...idk...muted this

Queen of Lesbians - Do you question my ways mortal?

Biderling - Nope, no, nah, why would u think that, nopeee

Queen of Lesbians - Good.

Biderling - * nervous sweating *

Peter switched over to Ned.

Guy in the chair - Wat did u do tonight??

Biderling - Stop 3 muggings, 1 break into an apartment, 1 store robbery (4 guys), and 1 attempted rape and stayed with the girl to make sure she was ok

Guy in the chair - Y ur my fav superhero

Biderling - Awee u make me blush uwu

Moving onto the one that hates Spiderman...

Har - Hey Pete, want to hang out sometime this week?

Pete - Last 2 days sure

Har - K, that cafe we used to go to before my dad made me stop seeing you?

Pete - Gonna sneak out? Also, sure

Har - Yep.

Pete - Classic Harry Osborn, sneaking away from his meanie dad

Har - Classic Peter Parker, completely cool with me breaking the rules

Pete - Ayee, I don't like ur dad so it's cool if you break his rules

Har - Still don't see why you hate him so much

Pete - He made you and me stop being able to hang out just because I'm BI, like come on. Plus he's pretty mean and creepy

Har - 1st thing, true, 2nd, whaa

Pete - Yeah, he gives me the chills

"Plus everything he's a bad father, but you wouldn't want to hear that." Peter whispered quietly to himself.

Har - Whatever you say Pete. Sunday 2 pm cafe?

Pete - Ye sure

Har - I best not be sneaking out of the house for you not to be there

Pete - Can't make any promises!

Har - Omg peterrr

Peter snickered and shut off his phone. He laid down and shut his eyes for some must needed rest.

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(1343 words without these thingies. Also, 2 chapters in 1 dayyy. Have a wonderful day/night

Posted - 1/20/2020 3:09pm
From - Tats)