so oli decided to take his cardboard jimin on a date as he realized him and his lover have never actually had one
he slowly made his way to the restaurant and sitting down at a table with his jimin
-what ya wanna eat
-
-so steak?
-
-CAN SOMEONE COME THE FUCK AND TAKE OUR ORDER HES HUNGRY
and so the waiter comes and oli orders 2 steaks while of course being judged by the waiter
10 minutes pass and the waiter brings him his food, well THEIR food but yknow what i mean
-that was quick
-yeah i fucking know enjoy you piece of shit
-youre speaking to koreas next president
-k
and the waiter walks aWAYYYYY
but then suddenly a crash and a male voice was heard
-IF YOU KISS EVERYONE IN THIS RESTAURANT YOU GET 10000 DOLLARS
and to everyones surprise that was the voice of morgz soon followd up by his mother
-10000? CANT TURN DOWN THAT OPPORTUNITY
and so morgz's mom started walking around kissing everyone (french kissing mNMmMMmMM) until she got to oli
-who the fuck are you
-koreas next president
-k can i kiss you
-no
-why
-i only kiss my jimin
and so oli got up and walked over to his cardboard jimin to give him a loving french kiss
-youre disgusting
-i am
-k
and so morgz's mom left and oli stares at his plate
-you gonna eat that?
-
-oh i cant eat i had jaw surgery
-
-dont worry boo im fine
and so they just sit around until the waiter comes
-yall finished?
-ya
-okay time to pay
-excuse you i am plastic fantastic so i dont pay
-k
and then they head home and sleep lol bye
IM HIGH OKAY IM JUST EJSHKHAJWJWBSJ BORED AND I ENDED HERE BYE STAN ATEEZ
xoxo Kat~ 💖
