It was currently 3 am and oli couldn't sleep.
Well not that he was trying to he was literally sitting on the kitchen floor having a makeout session with his cardboard lover.
-I love you
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-Me too baby don't worry
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-Huh......... did you just........ ask me to be your hole puncher??
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-OH MY GOD YES !!
-MORE LIKE WHORE PUNCHER AMIRITE
and to no ones surprise that was the voice of morgz crashing into the kitchen through the window with his mother
-What do you want this time
-IF YOU MANAGE TO KILL HIM YOULL GET 100000 DOLLARS
-You are speaking to koreas next president please do not threaten me or i will call the fbi
-I dont care you stupid bitch
-please do not insult me
but then oli forces them out of their house and goes back to his cardboard boyfriend
- sorry about that babe
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- Yes I know boo 💔💔💔💔💔
So they go back to making out to talking more again and making out again and it goes like that until 6 am when they both (I mean oli but yknow what I mean) decided to sleep so oli tucked in his beautiful cardboard lover before kissing his forehead and getting into bed cuddling up to his uhhhh bf in peace before falling asleep
But then
A twist .
He is no longer next to his lover
Instead he sees...
DANNY DEVITO
DUN DUN DUNNN
-WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD???
-I AM BACK BABY YEEHAW
-GET OUT OF MY BED I AM KOREAS NEXT PRESIDENT AND I WILL CALL THE FBI
-DONT LIE BAYBE I KNOW YOU WANT ME
-SCREAMS
-YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY SCREAMS OUT LOUD
-I DONT CARE I DO WHAT I WANT GET THE FUCK OUT
And so it ends up on them both passing out after yelling at eachother for 6 more hours <333
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How the fuck did I end up here again??
xoxo
~Kat💖
