You kinky bitch (Dirk x Dave)

Smuppet

          I, Dave Strider, was laying on my bed, watching videos, procrastinating, the usual. The door bell rings in the living room. I get up to get it, but I hear Dirk yell that he's getting it. I smirk, running out of my room, down the hall, and to the door before Dirk. I open it before he can object and start fighting me. Grabbing the box off the porch, I look at the address. It was right thankfully cause I hate having to give the neighbors their mail. It was addressed to Dirk too so it makes sense. I hold it above my hand, dancing around a yelling Dirk. I run into my room, not being able to lock the door, and rip open the box. I said fuck you to the tape and just dug my nails into the cardboard. I saw some purple show through and continued to rip the box open, even with Dirk pulling on me. "Come on man! Don't open it! It's mine!!" I just laughed. Once the box was open, I saw the weirdest thing. "A smuppet?" I grabbed it, holding my laugh in with my hand over my mouth. "It's purple. That's cute-" Dirk hit me harder, trying to grab it out of my hand.

          I turned around so I was now facing him, still holding the smuppet above my head. "Now Dirk, if you wanted something, you just coulda asked." His face was red as he still fought for the smuppet. "Come on Dave, give it back!" I used my other hand to grab his wrist. I threw the smuppet behind me so I could use my other hand to grab his other wrist. I pulled him against my chest, putting his arms around my neck and moving mine around his waist. "Dirk, come on. My room is right next door. You can always just knock." I winked before kissing him. I felt him tense before relaxing and pushing into the kiss. He pulled away from the kiss, leaning down and biting my neck really hard. "Ow! You ass!" I swapped sides with him, pushing him down on the bed. I pinned his hands above his head, biting his neck in return. "Dave!~ ah- Don't bite so hard!" I licked over the bite mark before kissing him again. "Shut up. I get to do what I want." I quickly take off his shirt, moving to the other side of his neck and biting harder than the last. "Ahh!~ Dave, s-stop!" I keep my teeth there for a few more seconds before licking over it. "What did I say?~ Don't tell me what to do~" I gently tugged some of his hair. "Shit-" I heard him whisper through gritted teeth. I kissed him again, feeling his hands begin to travel along my body. I grabbed his chin, looking into his eyes. "What do you think you're doing?" I tugged his hair again. "Hn~"

          "Why don't we make use of this, huh?" I grabbed the smuppet from earlier as I unbuttoned his pants. Setting it down, I pulled his pants and boxers off. I picked it back up, waving it in his face. "Suck it." He grabbed it, putting it in his mouth. "Good boy~" I went back down and started to lick his dick. He twitched and moaned making me smile. I continued to tease him, licking his tip, kissing him up and down. "Dave..~" I felt myself twitch. I took him in, going all the way immediatly. "Ahh~ Dave, ah~" I couldn't help but smile hearing him moan my name. I began unbuttoning my pants, messing with myself. "Dirk, give it to me." I held out my hand and he listened. Fliping the swith, it started to vibrate. I smiled, pressing the nose against his prostate, making him cum before shoving it in. "Ah!~ D-Dave!~"

A/N- The rest can be up to your imagination ;)
(yes I got lazy hush-)