Today, apparently it's my 1st birthday. I don't know what that is but i get loads of presents and I'm very excited. I sit in mummy's lap and she helps me tear the wrapping paper apart, it's from my big brother Del.
ITS AN ELEPHANT. I smile and bounce up and down in Mummy's lap with excitement. I'm going to take this elephant everywhere!
Daddy tries to pick me up, but I don't trust him and cry back for Mummy.
A few moments later I'm playing with my new toys and elephant is making friends very quickly. He's so snuggly and warm. I crawl over to Del, not being able to walk and I play peekaboo with elephant and him. He picks me up and tickles me, and it's so funny. All of a sudden, I'm taking into the next room when daddy is being angry about something and storms out. Poor Mummy, he deserves to go on the naughty step!
We soon take long walks in my pushchair and I wave to my big brothers friends, one of them calls me Dave? My names rodney isn't it?
For my cake, I get chocolate cake and I'm sharing some with elephant, we both get it all around our mouths hehe. It has to be mashed up because I can't eat big pieces like Del and Mummy. We both agree it's very yummy, best birthday ever!! Apart from Mummy being upset so I give a little bit of my baby milk to her until...
Grandad gets his teeth lost in his cake!!! His teeth are very scary to look at...me and elephant crawl behind Mummy, it's so scary! :(
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Rodney's birth!
FanfictionWhen Rodney Trotter, son to Joan and secretly Freddie, Rodney takes us on an adventure as he grows!
