1. They smell like dogs
2. They crall like dogs
2.They sometimes even kinda talk like dog
Those are five reasons why brothers are dogs . You wanna know why? Well 1 +2=3 and 3+2=5 . I did some pretty hard math back there. I had to check with my mom and everything!I had to go all the way down stairs just to check.I am Amber Steward and I am in Kindergarton and I am a , as they say smart cookie . Yum I love eating cookies!
" Waa!! Goo gaa gaa!!!" My evil brother was right in front of me. "Gaososs" He said. I was mad. He threw up all over my shirt! Let me just say it was chunky central . I wonder what he's been eating. I mean not go to deep but we wooh it was a little to much stuff coming out of such a small evil little baby! I screamed for my mom to come clean up since I knew that my dad would just be grossed out . Or just try to ignore me just to get out of the "extra" work .My mom scurried over. " I told you to use your inside voice ! " She said . She pulled of my shirt and put it in the washing machine. Leaving me and my privacy violated. Well not really its just that my best buddy is sitting right next to. So yeah plus I have an undershirt on.My mom scurried zip zap all the way to me with a........a.......dress. Blek! I hate dresses! They are way to girly. She was managed to slid that thing on me. Grr . I hate it when she uses her mom powers to get past me." Hey um since when do you were dresses cuz well I need to know like now. This information is new to me and its gotta go straight to my brain. But well you gotta answer fast!"Emily Scott said. That girl is my friend. She likes dresses and trys to make me were dresses ALL the time." Well pipe down Peter Piper . Cuz I don't actually wair dresses!" I said .She didn't believe me so she asked my older brother if I wore dresses often." Uh yeah! She waits that pink one most though" He said evily. " No I don't and I mean it!" I said not using my inside voice. There's only one reason why brothers are not dogs. Cuz dogs are loyal. And guess what? Brothers are NOT LOYAL!
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Amber Steward: Brothers Are Dogs
HumorA new read aloud to read to siblings or read to families (Or just read to your self) you can laugh as Amber Steward explains why her new brother is a "Dog"
