"Where the heck is my fathers sword?" D'artagnan asked himself. He had it just a moment ago, but all of a sudden it was gone!
"Aww!! How am I supposed to become a musketeer if I don't have my sword?"
D'artagnan searched for it everywhere he could. He didn't want to lose it, considering the fact that it was his father's. Like most people, D'artagnan has daddy issues. You see, his father was murdered. D'artagnan craved love because of this traumatic event, since he needed a father like figure. But, D'artagnan is a bit of a bitch boy, it was hard for him to find love.
"All the musketeers have women over them all of the time!! I deserve that," D'artagnan pouted.
"How will I get ladies without my sword?""You may not get ladies, but you could get men," a strange voice could be heard from above. D'artagnan shot his head up.
"Hello?" there was no reply.
"Jesus? is that- is that you?" no reply. So, D'artagnan went back to his new quest: finding his dad's sword.
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anklying // a three musketeers fan fiction
Romanced'artangan goes to france in hopes to become a musketeer, but after getting into some seven sea trouble... his plan changes.