On the way home...

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(They made food wen to bed yada yada yada blah blah blah time skip)
Jack's POV
I woke to the smell of pancakes.
I could finally walk and rolled out of bed to the bathroom. I quickly peed and hurried down stairs.
J: Markimoo?
M: Hey babe, I'm in the kitchen!
J: I figured, Food smells great!
B: Sure does!
Bob walked down the stairs behind me.
Mark made us all plates and we began eating.
M: So. How is it?
I had a mouthful but spoke anyways XD.
J: Mhm! Its great!
B: Damn Mark. Where did you learn to cook?
M: My mom.
J: Wow *gulp* She must be a good cook too!
M: Yeah... say ..What do y'all wanna do today?
B: We should go out for a drink!
J: But Mark...
B: Oh shit ..Sorry.
M: No it's okay! I'll take you guys!
J: No I would feel bad...
M: No really, It's fine! We will go!
J: Well...It's only 8 30.
M: WHAT? You...THE IRISH LEPRECHAUN...JUST SAID THAT.
J: Haha very funny and yes I did.
M: Wow...Okay well you can't drink all day if you don't start now!
J: Wow. Did the Korean who can't drink alcohol just say that!?
I said in a mocking voice. 
M: Yes. Yes he did.
B: Wow...Refer to your self in 3rd person there Mark?
M: Yes. Yes I did.
We all laughed and went to get dressed.

Mark's POV
I was taking my shirt off when I looked in the mirror and seen Jack standing in the door way.
M: Like what you see?
Jack blushed and started to turn and leave. I grabbed his hand and spun him around.
J: Sorry...I didn't mean to watch you...
M: Are you kidding me?
J: Huh?
M: You could've just asked.
Jack blushed and I held him closed. I leaned in and planted a kiss on his lips. He kissed back and pulled me by my hair. (A huge kink for me)
M: As much as I love this...
I kissed him inbetween my words.
M: We gotta go downstairs.
*Kissing again*
J: I know we do.
He pulls away and walked to the door.
J: See you downstairs daddy.
(Another big kink for me)

Bobs POV
Jack came downstairs to see me standing by the door.
B: He coming?
J: He is almost done changing.
About 2 minutes later he came rushing down the stairs.
M: Sorry, I had a small...Issue.
(A boner)
Jack giggled and grabbed his hand.
J: Well come on then ya goof.
Jack pulled him to the car and they headed to the bar.
They entered ans sat down, the bar was empty since it was now 9:10.
Bartender: What'll it be, boys?
J: Jack and Coke.
B: Whiskey.
M: Water.
The bartender nodded and got to making the drinks.
The bar had a pool table, a dart board, and table hockey.
J: Wanna play pool?
M: Sure why not.
B: Count me in.
They all headed to the pool table and started. Jack was winning. Bob was loosing.
B: Shit!
M: What?
B: I'm out of drink!
M: I'll order you something else.
B: Wait! We should quit and take shots!
J: Sounds great!

3rd person POV
Mark, Jack, and Bob sat down at the bar again.
Bartender: Boys?
M: Doing shots.
Bartender: Alrighty.
He set out 3 shot glasses and filled them all.
J: Let's play a game with it!
B: Yeah. Let's play never i ever.
M: Alright. Go for it.
J: Mark, there is a pharmacy right across the street, go get those pills so you can drink.
B: Yeah!! It's no fun without you!
M: Fine...I'll be back in 10. Wait for me.
They nodded and I walked out.
                  *time skip*
Mark walked back into the bar to see that Bob and Jack actually waited on him. He popped a pill in his mouth.
M: Ight. Let's do this.
J: Me first! Never have I ever...had a diamond play button.
Mark took a drink.
M: Alright...Never have I ever NOT died my hair.
Bob took a drink.
B: Alright...Never have I ever dropped out if college.
Jack and Mark took a drink.
J: Ummm.... Never have I ever played Minecraft.
Mark and Bob took a drink.
The game went on for a while until they were all very tipsy.
J: Waaitor!
The bartender walked up.
Bartender: Sir?
J: Pint o' beer.
Mark heard Jack's Irish...
'Holy shit...That's HOT' he thought to himself.
M: Your Irish is showing...
J: WHERE
He covered himself up as a joke.
Jack chugged the Pint and another...and one more after that. Jack was DRUNK.
He couldn't stand, walk, and he could barely talk. He slurred every word.
J: Mark-si-plier?
M: Huh?
I giggled bc of how he said "Markiplier"
J: Whatcha does-ing?
M: It's 'doing' and I'm not doing anything but sitting here listening to you.
J: But guess *Hiccup* what.
M: what?
J: I am goin ta sing!
He stood up and started and stumbled over to the stage.
J: Top o' ta mornin to ya laddies!
My name is Banana Pants and today *hicccup* imma be singing!
M: Oh dear lord...
I looked over to see Bob stumbling toward the stage.
B: Me toooooo!
He yelled as he climbed up beside Jack.
J: Making my way downt- *hiccup*
B: walking fasp. Facing pass and I am home around!
They weren't even singing the lyrics right. I laughed to myself.
J: I git *hiccup* announcement!
I am n love!
Mark put his head in his hands.
"oh shit" He whispered ti himself.
J: With that *hiccup* beautiful *hiccup* man!
He pointed at me and fell off the stage, passing out. I ran to him snd picked him up.
Mark knew what had happened, Jack was just tired and drunk so he passed out.
M: He is fine. It's all good.
B: Let's blow this joint!
Mark carried Jack bridal style to the car.
M: Shit ..We drunk. Who gonna drive?
B: I'll pay someone hold on.
Bob got out and some sober guy hopped in after Bob talked to him.
Man: I'll take you home.
M: *hiccup* Thanks.

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