Harry:
Baby?
Yes Micky?
How do you call your lover boy?
"Come here lover boy!"
And if he doesn't answer?
"Oh, lover boy?"
And if STILL he doesn't answer?
I simply say, "baby, oh baby. My sweet baby, you're the one."
Lol!
You started it!
I'm not the one who said 'yes Micky?'!
Crazy boy.
Eh you love me
Sometimes
What?!
Kidding, all the time
You'd better!
:P
;P
Do you want to?
Want to what?
Have sex uh dur!
Oh! Yes!
Then, come home!
On my way
I'll be waiting
Liam:
Sweetie?
Baby?
Something I must tell you
Yes, Yoda?
Harry fall down :)
Lol, how?
Being Harry :P
Is he OK?
No, I think he broke his ass
Can someone break their ass?
Apparently Harry did
This ain't funny Liam
If you saw HOW he fell then you would find this amusing
Then, he sent you the video of Harry falling.
OK maybe it's a little funny.
A little?
Aren't you suppose to be the caring one?
Technically, we're all caring.
Mm true, but seriously is he OK?
Now he is
Good
Louis:
Baby?
Yes Micky?
I'm not Micky!
You know I call people Micky but what'chu want boy?
Can I have you?
O_o You already got me
Not in that way
Well, what way do you... Wait Louis!
Yes Minnie?
Um no :/
But but
Yes I know you have one
You love me don't you?
With all my heart
Then, why we no do it?
What did I tell you yesterday?
Oh! Sowwy
:) It's alright Louis.
When you're done bleeding can we?
Maybeeee ;)
Yes!
Niall:
Princess (Y/N)?
Prince Nialler?
I's hungy! :(
Lol Nialler when are you never?
True, but get me some Nandos?
I'm a bit busy a lee moment
But pwease I's hungry
I know my Prince, but let me finish talking to (Y/B/N) OK?
:( Princess
You'll be fine Nialler. I'll see you soon
Loves you Princess
Loves you my Sweet Prince
Zayn:
Something I must tell you
Yes Yoda?
There is a hole in my pant's crotch
OK? And your point is?
They're my favorite pair!
And?
Please fix them?
Good boy.
I'm not a dog!
Oh, well now bring dat hot ass down here, and let me sew them
Hot ass?
Yeah, you read it right, get down here hot stuff ;)
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