The Big Baby Theory (A TBBT Fanfiction)- By: Riley Rivers

Bad Morning

I woke up feeling a little groggy. I tried to remember what I ate that could make me feel soo sick. Once I threw up I found out, MILK! "Damn it, Sheldon! I know you were part of this!" I yelled from the bathroom, throwing up. "This isn't funny!" I yelled, I could hear him laughing behind the door.

"Oh, Leonard. Oh, poor innocent Leonard. You fell to my trap like a bobcat does when he sees meat. Ahahahahaha. Bazinga! You get it? I pranked you!" He chuckled.

"Yeah, I get it. Hahahahahahaha! Very funny, so very childish..." I remarked sarcastically.

"Excuse me Leonard? Who keeps a Battle Star Galactica Flight Suit in there bedroom closet? Hmmm?" Sheldon asked me, remembering I had a Flight Suit.

"Me..." I said admitting it, letting him win the fight, after having throw up all over my face. After all, that I had to let him, I didn't exactly have to but I did. Of course, Penny got sick but it wasn't from me it was from her pregnancy. I tried to comfort her and she tried to do the same, but we both ended up throwing up, so we couldn't comfort each other.

"Oh honey..." She said and then she threw up again.

And I threw up saying, "God, how I hate Sheldon!"

"I know baby... I know..." She agreed, finally comforting me. I made it my destiny to prank him real good. I will. I will prank him real good!