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The Signs On A Road Trip

Aries: The Cheerleader 

"C'mon Capricorn and Virgo! Things aren't that bad, Cheer Up!"

"Cancer, Saggitarius, you shouldn't be complaining! This is supposed to be fun!"

"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! *Clap clap*

Taurus: The Insomniac

*Falls Asleep as soon as the car starts moving*

*snoring*

*doesn't wake up until they've arrived*

Gemini: The Idiot

"Guys look at this meme! LOL"

*draws a moustache on Taurus's face*

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhAahHHAHAHHAHA"

Cancer: The Worried One

"Holy Crap, Slow Down!!! SLOW DOWN!!! 40 km/h Is Too Fast!!!!!"

"Oh my god, Oh my god, Taurus is probably dead! Why Isn't She awake and Speaking!?!?!"

*Checks engine light every five seconds*

Leo: The Uncomfterable One

"Move over!"

"EW! What smells so bad?"

"I FEEL SO SQUISHED. VIRGO PULL OVER THIS CAR NOW AND KICK SOMEONE OUT"

Virgo: The Stressed Driver

*Yelling* "EVERYBODY SHUT UP, TAURUS IS TRYING TO SLEEP" 

"Cancer, PLEASE!!! Taurus is just asleep and The car is perfectly fine! Its NOT Broken!!! YOU CAN STOP CHECKING THE ENGINE LIGHT AND STOP WORRYING!!!"

*Sighs heavily in frustration*

Libra: The Silent One

*Stares out the window*

"C-can I h-h-have some of thos-se chee- N-nevermind-d-d..." 

*Notices virgo is going the wrong way but doesn't point it out*

Scorpio: The Hungry One

"Have anymore snacks?"

"So, I kinda wiped my fingers on the seat and Spilled my smoothie and Dorito's..."

*Inhales an entire bag of chips, popcorn, skittles, woodchips, you name it*

Sagittarius: The Complainer

"Are we there yet?"

"Scorpio ate all my snacks!"

"I DON'T CARE IF ITS A RED LIGHT! HIT THE FREAKING GAS PEDDAL!!!"

Capricorn: The Mom

*sits beside Virgo in the front passanger seat*

*Cleans up Scorpio's messes*

*Sighs Heavily along with Virgo*

Aquarius: The Smartass

"Gemini, why are you laughing so much? Facial hair is something every human has to deal with, unless you have a chronic disease, such as alopecia or-" *Gets cut off by Virgo and Capricorn yelling at them.

"if you guys let me count how many chips are in that bag I can divide the amount by the number of passengers so they can be evenly distributed"

"Wow, Look!" *looking out the window* "Its a Canis Latrans!" Gemini: "What The hell is a canabis lantern?" Aquarius: "A CANUS LATRANS is typically known as a coyote. It's native to- Sorry Virgo..."

Pisces: The Normal One

*enjoys the view*

"So Scorpio, how have you been? Thats good. Mind if I have some of those snacks all over your shirt?"

"Hey guys! Look! We've finally arrived! FREE AT LASSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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