Turnabout Padding! (Ace Attorney DL Story)

Turnabout Padding!

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Phoenix was sitting at this desk, filing away some papers from his last case. He then looks up to the screen.

"Hi there, I'm Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney!" said the titular character "If there's one thing that I hate more than a lying witness on the stand, it's getting the call to nature at the most inconvenient times! That's when I found a solution. TAKE THAT!"

A small grey screen flashed up in the top right corner, containing a package of diapers. The cover showed three lawyers in blue, red and yellow suits. But their lower halves were bare, save for some thick underwear.

"Behold, Turnabout Padding! This may look like a simple diaper. But Turnabout Padding is so much more! They fit all ages and they're the most absorbent brand on the market. So it's perfect for when you're stuck on a stubborn witness or have to show every piece of evidence you have to prove a point. Don't lie to me, I know you do it."

Phoenix pulled one of the diapers from his desk. It had a cyan trim around it with a picture of the Blue Badger on the front.

"As you can see, despite its absorbency, it's also very thin and light. So there won't be any obvious bulges under your suit. But in case you want the world to see your spiffy pants, we've added very popular designs such as the Badger and Steel Samurai series to give them a little flair! And of course, these puppies can be used by anyone for any profession!"

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"Whether you're a Mystic in training, who needs hours of break-free channelling."

Maya and Pearl are sitting on a wooden floor, quietly meditating. They were wearing their usual robes. However, they seemed to be severely shortened, showing off their diapers.

Maya's had a red trimming and had Steel Samurai on the front. While Pearl's had the Pink Princess with a pink trim.

Maya's diaper began to expand a little bit and look a little miscoloured. However, this didn't bother the mystic at all.

Pearl began to glow. Her body suddenly grew out to an adult size. It appears she was now channelling her deceased cousin, Mia. Though it looked like her chest was ready to explode out of the robes, her diaper had practically grown and formed into shape with her lower half.

"Did I mention they have a lot of stretch? No wardrobe malfunction for these spirit mediums!"

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"Or perhaps you're a busy investigator on the job!"

Emma Skye was currently dusting for finger prints on a glass table with aluminium powder. Emma appeared to be out of place, as there wasn't a diaper in sight.

However, Emma stopped dusting, crouched slightly and gave a light grunt. She then stood up straight again while tugging her skirt slightly.

"What?" Emma asked the viewers with a shrug "It's not like they can smell it over the luminol!"

Emma continued her work, apparently confident no one would find out.

"Even the most observant detectives will never catch you out!"

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"It's also just the thing for an upcoming attorney."

"Hold on a sec" said Athena, having traded her yellow skirt for a yellow diaper (in trim and stain) with the mask of the Amazing Nine-Tails on it "Why am I here? I shouldn't even exist at this point in time. Or if I'm here, shouldn't Pearl be, like, 17? Or I should be about 8, or-"

"What? I- I don't know! This is a commercial! Stop bringing up continuity!"

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"An experienced prosecutor might also-"

"WHO PUT THIS ON ME?!" screamed Franziska von Karma, flaying her whip left and right. Her entire lower-half was bare, but she seemed more concerned with something else. She was holding a ripped-off diaper in her hand. It was magenta trimmed with the Pink Badger printed on it.

The courtroom was completely vacant, most likely evacuated, save for herself and a nervous Gumshoe.

"Calm down, Miss von Karma!" said the detective "It's for the commercial! Even I have to wear one next scene! So please stop throwing a tantrum-"

That was all Gumshoe had to say before a whip to the face brought him down like a falling oak tree.

"I AM NOT HAVING A TRANTRUM!" screamed von Karma, whipping even harder "I AM NOT A BABY!"

"Oh boy, we didn't think this through. Hang in there, Gumshoe!"

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"So I hope you don't have any more "Objections" after that!" said Phoenix with a wink "Ask your local courtroom if they stock "Turnabout Padding" diapers! Or actually, probably a supermarket or a drug store would be a better bet-"

"Niiiiiick!" said Maya off camera "I'm going to change Pearly, do you need one too?"

"Yeah, sounds good!" said the blue suit lawyer as he stood up, revealing his used, blue trimmed diaper with "OBJECTION!" printed on the front.

"Anyway, back to the show!" said Phoenix with a wave as he left his office.

*Turnabout Padding! Perfect for when you just can't HOLD IT!*