𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐘

SIX

::ass crack and bones lani ::

"Where are you going"Shoota said with his eyes closed as I tried to get up from the bed.

"To the bathroom"I looked at him in a duh way!

"..."he still wouldn't let me go soo I rolled over to end up on the floor.

"I guess I'll just piss on the floor"just too see what he would say!

"Stop playinn"I started squatting down on the floor "I will beat the shit outta you"he chuckled and got up to start chasing me.

"Ahhhh nooo"i ran to the bathroom and lock the door to go pee.

"Bruh why the fuck is it wet right here"he said as soon as I came out the bathroom.

"You made me tinkle"i shrugged my shoulders.

Laterr..

"Girl soo I was really thinking about how you should strip with me"Cassie said making me look at her crazy.

"Bitch huh" I poked my neck out adding a lil roll.

See Cassie was this cool little white bitch that I've known for a while she always saying dumb shit,doing dumb shit and have some dumb sss ideas but this my bitch though.

"Mhm girl I'm serious they get bank"she was right though "and we would get more money from that then working at this dump"I looked around and saw someone fall on they ass.

The skating rink was just a temporary job,I mean they payed $14 a hour and I worked 6 hours.

"Soo wassup"she said again,im guessing i took to long to respond. "Girllllaa"I dragged out "fuck it im down"Cassie white ass gon yell yess and start twerking.

Like I feel like this the blackest whitest bitch I know or ever seen around my hood. "I got connects" i said remembering the girl who said if I wanted to come back call her,I think I had her number in my other purse.

"Rd bet"

"Size"I asked a group that just came in "5" "4" "3" and "9".
Turning around from the window I grabbed their sizes and gave it too them.

"Let me get a piece of that ass" I heard behind me,knowing it was shoota I smiled and rolled my eyes as I looked at him.

"Wassup sis" the rest of the ghettobandits that was with him said. Waving i gave shoota a small peck.

"Why yall here?"

"We can't skate?" I mugged him and gave him size "13" while Cassie gave the ghetto bandits their skates.

"Dont buss your ass.leon ain't got no type of insurance"I told them talking about my boss as they left to go out they skates on.

"Leon ain't got what"he came out of nowhere causing me to jump,this little ass mfer scared me.

"Leon what"I looked down at him,yes he was a midget.
"She said you ain't got no type of issuance"
keshaun said out of nowhere,like wassup with this out the cut shit

I mugged the shit out of keshaun while he rolled away with his skates. Keshaun was a nosy/funny ass 14 year old.

"Girl you are fired,im through with the disrespect"he moved his hand in a period motion..oh this nigga was gay too and that shit was hilarious.

"Boy fuck you and this job I quit,where my last pay check the fuck"I was dead serious that pay check should be like 1,792 sense we get paid every 2 weeks.

"Well shit I quit too"Cassie said taking off her hat throwing it at leon.

"Huh"leon said in shock,he was mad now so he went back where his office was and I followed the fuck where is my money.

"Take it" he handed me and lessie our money as soon as we came in his office,I sure did get my shit and went out to get shoota.

"Let's go"I snapped my finger at him to come on and he grabbed his regular shoes.

"Bye girl call me" I gave Cassie a side hug and waved by to the ghetto bandits "alright YALL be safe"

Shoota was going to return his skates "no fuck that keep em" I told him and went to go grab my size to before I leave sense leon just got new ones they was all new.

"What was that about"sosa(I don't remember his name so that's his new name! Okay okay)

"Damn let me close the door first"i said cause he asked as soon as I got in the car "but he fired me because he heard me say he ain't got no insurance and he got mad"

"Foollll"sosa was laughing like in tears as he stared the car up.

Next week

"Ouu hey your back"keshia and lay greeted me as soon as me and Cassie came in the club

"Hey YALL,this cassie"I introduced them so they wouldn't fuck with her even though Cassie can handle her own.

"Twerk contest tonight YALL readyyy"the dj announced.

So basically me and Cassie was here to talk to mrs.cookie aka the manager.at first I was just gon find another job but I started watching p-Vally more and said fuck it.

"Hey mrs.cookie"i said walking in her office,she looked surprised and I was confused until she was like "Bitchh I remember you,you is already hireddd"she had a little Chinese ascent sense she was Chinese.

"Oh for reall Girll you the real mvp"I laughed happy as hell,like I knew I was meant to be a stripper.

"But mrs.cookie my friend here is looking for a job too"I looked at Cassie cause she looked like she was too shy to talk.

"Hi im Cassie"her white ass gon say I was bout to laugh but I covered it up and started to think about my stripper name and how to hide this from shoota ass.

Long story short mrs.cookie had Cassie get on the pole and Cassie really wasn't that bad I was happy for her but I knew she would be good because Cassie is a big girl and them mfers make it shake don't sleep on them.

"YALL start tomorrow night,but come early to tell me your name so the dj can announce y'all"mrs.cookie said basically saying Cassie is hired too.

"Girl whats your stripper name gon be"Cassie asked me as soon as we left out the door.

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-what should their stripper names be

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